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    (Original post by musicboy)
    Bohemian Curry (for those of you who haven't already seen this)

    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle, now he's dead
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to crap it all away
    Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow
    Curry on, curry on
    'cause nothing really Madras
    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
    Naan-aa, ooh ooh
    This dopiaza's mild
    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...

    (guitar solo)
    I see a little chicken tikka on the side
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
    Pass the chutney made of mango
    Vindaloo does nicely
    Very, very spicy
    Biryani (biryani)
    Biryani (biryani)
    Biryani and a naan
    (A vindaloo loo boo...)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
    Stand you well back
    'cause this loo is quarantined
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes) I chunder
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes) It's coming up again
    (Up again) Coming up again (up again)
    Here it comes again
    (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
    Oh there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor me... poor me... poor me

    (guitar solo)
    So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
    So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby
    Just had to come out
    Just had to come right out in here....

    (guitar solo)
    Korma, saag or bhuna
    Balti, naan, bhaji
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference to me
    (Anyway, my wind blows)
    :eek: That's just an insult to Freddie's songwriting genius!
    Mmmmm, it's a great Queen song, but not my favourite anymore.

    I have to admit I laughed.
    Now where's that Bohemian Raspberry song.....?

    What is your fave pikaboo?
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