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... kissing Rudolph :claus:
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I saw your mother kissing Rudolph.
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So did I years ago.

I was in the car park with my mum.

And he had a can of stella in one hand, while shuffling his keys aggressively and began cursing when he dropped them trying to get in his second hand Ford focus.

I was shocked, because I believed in Santa at the time.

That day wrecked me I was so distraught.
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Was he a little red faced?

Red nose... get it... no...?
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Bestiality isn't cool, Moose.
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I saw your mother kissing Rudolph.
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I did :lol:
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So did I years ago.

I was in the car park with my mum.

And he had a can of stella in one hand, while shuffling his keys aggressively and began cursing when he dropped them trying to get in his second hand Ford focus.

I was shocked, because I believed in Santa at the time.

That day wrecked me I was so distraught.
He's let himself go in recent years :/ I think he went on a lads tour to Maga and lost his ways... :'(
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I did :lol:
Mrs Claus will not be happy :rofl:
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No, no, no of course not! Rudolph is just there to spice up their love life :perv:
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Was he a little red faced?

Red nose... get it... no...?
:lol: :lol: I think Rudolph had a bit more than a red face when Santa emptied his sack...
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Bestiality isn't cool, Moose.
Unfortunately Santa can't cope with the population crises and is desperate need of a psychiatrist to deal with his stress at this time of year
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Unfortunately Santa can't cope with the population crises and is desperate need of a psychiatrist to deal with his stress at this time of year
Sick, Moose. Sick.
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:lol: :lol: I think Rudolph had a bit more than a red face when Santa emptied his sack...
How to ruin childhoods, vol. 1.
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... kissing Rudolph :claus:
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Sick, Moose. Sick.
Yes, Santa is very sick
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I'm not too sure, I only saw them kiss!
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I wouldn't kiss you for making me edit this
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