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Russian hackers hacked the iceberg that sank the Titanic. watch

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    The FBI has assessed that the Russians interfered with the iceberg that sank the Titanic in 1912.

    "We don't know how they did it, but we're 99.9% sure they did" asserts FBI director James Comey.

    After being asked why they weren't certain, Comey added: "Well we don't actually have any evidence".

    Meanwhile, President Putin calls the FBI's investigation "baseless", which of course means he's guilty.
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    oh my...
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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    The FBI has assessed that the Russians interfered with the iceberg that sank the Titanic in 1912.

    "We don't know how they did it, but we're 99.9% sure they did" asserts FBI director James Comey.

    After being asked why they weren't certain, Comey added: "Well we don't actually have any evidence".

    Meanwhile, President Putin calls the FBI's investigation "baseless", which of course means he's guilty.
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    Quite the cold case.
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    This is just the tip of the iceberg
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    Very entertaining.
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    They've investigated this thoroughly but all leads are frozen.
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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    The FBI has assessed that the Russians interfered with the iceberg that sank the Titanic in 1912.

    "We don't know how they did it, but we're 99.9% sure they did" asserts FBI director James Comey.

    After being asked why they weren't certain, Comey added: "Well we don't actually have any evidence".

    Meanwhile, President Putin calls the FBI's investigation "baseless", which of course means he's guilty.
    I thought the Titanic was an insurance fraud.
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    This gave me chills
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    (Original post by ALL888)
    I thought the Titanic was an insurance fraud.
    It is very plausible that it was.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_...ative_theories
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    Hacked it with what? Ice picks? That isn't altogether unlikely, seeing as the Russians are hardly inexperienced when it comes to ice and snow (they get plenty of it in their own country). You know, I really don't understand why Russia is disliked so much by the overgrown, brainless giant that is America. If this did indeed happen, they should be applauded for their apparent hearts of gold.
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    (Original post by Lessen by Lesson)
    Hacked isn't altogether unlikely, seeing as the Russians are hardly inexperienced when it comes to ice and snow
    Indeed. Russians have this highly advanced tech called Vodhack. It is so advanced that it comes in programmable liquid form and it takes its effect after drinking it. It can then manipulate ice and snow. Which also explains why jack didn’t wanna get on the raft with Rose despite there being plenty of space...He was a Russian spy!
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    (Original post by ALL888)
    I thought the Titanic was an insurance fraud.
    Yeah it was, JP morgan and co if my memory serves. They switched the markings of the Titanic and put them on her sister ship the Olympic in Belfast didn't they? Olympic was scuttled, not the Titanic. No icebergs involved.
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    Near, far, wherever you are the Russians will hack you...
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    [Russian accent] In soviet Russia you do not hack iceberg, iceberg hacks you. [/Russian accent]
 
 
 
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