B1092 – National Anthem Re-Designation Bill 2016

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B1092 – National Anthem Re-Designation Bill 2016, Emily Porter MP

National Anthem Re-Designation Bill 2016
An Act to change the National Anthem from 'I Vow to Thee, My Country' to 'The Honey G Show'.

BE IT ENACTED by the Queen’s most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:—

1: Definitions
(1) "I Vow to Thee, My Country" currently serves as the National Anthem of the United Kingdom.
(2) "The Honey G Show" is the debut studio single of recording artist Honey G, release date 23rd December 2016.

2: National Anthem Re-designation
(1) Reference to, or use of, 'I Vow to Thee, My Country' is hereby factually inaccurate and illegal in the case of governmental or broadcasting use.
(2) 'The Honey G Show' is to be used in place of 'I Vow to Thee, My Country'.
(3) 'The Honey G Show' is to be played at the State Opening of Parliament.

3: Punishment for Non-compliance
(1) Non-compliance on private property shall not be unlawful.
(2) False use of 'I Vow to Thee, My Country' by state-owned, governmental and broadcasting institutions shall be punishable by a fine not exceeding £25,000.

4: Extent
(1) This Act extends to the United Kingdom.

5: Commencement
(1) The provisions of this Act come into force immediately upon parliamentary approval of said Act.

6: Short Title
(1) This Act may be cited as the National Anthem Act 2016.
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Can we not use honey g in the Christmas games instead?
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ffs... really... we've had a LOT of piss take Bills recently...
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ffs... really... we've had a LOT of piss take Bills recently...
Agreed. Perhaps it has something to do with the holiday season?
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N to the A to the Y spells Naaaaaay.
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Agreed. Perhaps it has something to do with the holiday season?
Tempted to write an amendment banning joke Bills at the holiday season!
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This is only half a pisstake bill TBH. We should be radical and actually pass this
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N to the A to the Y spells Naaaaaay.
Basically just repping because I lol'd
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(Original post by Emily Porter)
Basically just repping because I lol'd
Much appreciated
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Abstain, I'm sure the house will forgive me for not knowing who this Honey G character is, I much prefer Strictly to be honest, especially with good ol' Ed Balls this year.
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Who is Honey G?

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I do hope this crap doesn't go to vote as well.
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Abstain.

I'm not even going to bother reading this. Never mind think about it.

I'm getting out now before Jammy Duel starts on this...
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Abstain.

I'm not even going to bother reading this. Never mind think about it.

I'm getting out now before Jammy Duel starts on this...
Not even worth my time, although the author could do with going to a camp to help them concentrate on better thongs, while being freed by work.

Now watch that be deemed unacceptable by the mods despite gulags apparently being fine.

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Not even worth my time, although the author could do with going to a camp to help them concentrate on better thongs, while being freed by work.

Now watch that be deemed unacceptable by the mods despite gulags apparently being fine.

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Stalin didn't lose the Second world war so gulags are fine
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Stalin didn't lose the Second world war so gulags are fine
No, Stalin was left of centre (unless you're talking to somebody left of centre) so his mass killings are acceptable to joke about.

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