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    OMG, this morning for breakfast I had toast instead of my usual cereal, and now I'm worried it will count against me when I'm applying for med school

    Can a current med student give me a list of med schools which will consider not cereal-eating applicants. I'm really worried now. Medicine is all I ever wanted to do. Do you think if I took a year out and only ate cereal it would count in my favour?

    PLZ HELP
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    (Original post by j00ni)
    OMG, this morning for breakfast I had toast instead of my usual cereal, and now I'm worried it will count against me when I'm applying for med school

    Can a current med student give me a list of med schools which will consider not cereal-eating applicants. I'm really worried now. Medicine is all I ever wanted to do. Do you think if I took a year out and only ate cereal it would count in my favour?

    PLZ HELP
    Ya gotta watch the salt content, innit. If youz eeetin' da right stuff, u iz gonna do it, innit. I fink itz all about da multi-cheerios. Ma maa sez it will mek me stronga.

    Peace out bro.
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    OMG!!!1one! i gt int queen mary we iz gona be the mos bangin freshers eva! BRAP!!!!eleven! LOLZ!!1!!1


    (As stolen from facebook)

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    lmao, what the hell is "BRAP"
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    OMG!!!1one! i gt int queen mary we iz gona be the mos bangin freshers eva! BRAP!!!!eleven! LOLZ!!1!!1
    Heh, and then the association turns out to be empty and the bar completely dry
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    You're forgetting the famous "Orange juice rejection clause" Fluffy. A B in your dropped AS-Level, combined with any irresponsible use of orange juice (Concentrated or fresh) is murder for even the best student's application.
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    (Original post by j00ni)
    lmao, what the hell is "BRAP"
    Brap brap blud!!11!!!11?:!one!

    (**** knows what it means, i'm not about to ask one of the *****)
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    Right, I need to post this somewhere, I've just discovered that it's too big for my sig.


    The Anaesthetist's Hymn

    Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do while the patient is asleep,
    (Turn Around)
    Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beep.
    (Turn Around)
    Everybody reckons we drink coffee and we gossip and we're generally subversive,
    (Turn Around)
    Everybody reckons we do crosswords and sodoku and we chat up all the nurses.
    (Turn Around)

    But do you really think that's all we do?
    Well let me tell you now it isn't true.

    Cos we sometimes check the screen,
    And every now and then we write stuff,
    And if we have to intervene we inject a bit of white stuff.
    And we offer to alter the lights,
    Or the height of the bed,
    Or fiddle with the radio,
    Change the CD,
    We even check the patient occasionally.
    And if they move we turn up the vapour.
    And then we go back to reading the paper.

    Cos when the patient's asleep,
    We just sit and listen to the beep,
    We just sit and listen to the.

    Once upon a time I took pride in my job,
    But now I think it's time to depart,
    Cos I just here everyday and listen to blips of the heart.

    Dr Suman Biswas FRCA (nearly)

    (Renal has been stealing DVDs off Adam Kaye! )
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    Rofl @ this thread :rofl:

    The anaesthetists hymn is amazing, funnier especially when you know it's true lol. On WE the anaesthetist I was with spent an entire hour doing sudoku and arguing with the scrub nurse about how sudoku was way better than crosswords

    Apparently they do do useful things sometimes though. I was observing a lumpectomy, and the surgeon was telling me how the lump was discovered. Apparently the patient had been in theatre having surgery on her back (and was obviously lying face down). The anaesthetist put a hand under her chest (presumably to feel her breathing?) and felt the lump in her breast!
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    (Original post by Revd. Mike)
    The anaesthetist put a hand under her chest (presumably to feel her breathing?) and felt the lump in her breast!
    Holy ****! I want a job where I can molest punters! :eek2:
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    (Original post by Revd. Mike)
    Rofl @ this thread :rofl:

    The anaesthetists hymn is amazing, funnier especially when you know it's true lol. On WE the anaesthetist I was with spent an entire hour doing sudoku and arguing with the scrub nurse about how sudoku was way better than crosswords

    Apparently they do do useful things sometimes though. I was observing a lumpectomy, and the surgeon was telling me how the lump was discovered. Apparently the patient had been in theatre having surgery on her back (and was obviously lying face down). The anaesthetist put a hand under her chest (presumably to feel her breathing?) and felt the lump in her breast!
    Must REALLY have been having a good feel around to detect that. :eek:
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    (Original post by Renal)
    Holy ****! I want a job where I can molest punters! :eek2:
    If you find one, do let the rest of us know.
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    (Original post by Renal)
    Right, I need to post this somewhere, I've just discovered that it's too big for my sig.


    The Anaesthetist's Hymn

    Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do while the patient is asleep,
    (Turn Around)
    Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beep.
    (Turn Around)
    Everybody reckons we drink coffee and we gossip and we're generally subversive,
    (Turn Around)
    Everybody reckons we do crosswords and sodoku and we chat up all the nurses.
    (Turn Around)

    But do you really think that's all we do?
    Well let me tell you now it isn't true.

    Cos we sometimes check the screen,
    And every now and then we write stuff,
    And if we have to intervene we inject a bit of white stuff.
    And we offer to alter the lights,
    Or the height of the bed,
    Or fiddle with the radio,
    Change the CD,
    We even check the patient occasionally.
    And if they move we turn up the vapour.
    And then we go back to reading the paper.

    Cos when the patient's asleep,
    We just sit and listen to the beep,
    We just sit and listen to the.

    Once upon a time I took pride in my job,
    But now I think it's time to depart,
    Cos I just here everyday and listen to blips of the heart.

    Dr Suman Biswas FRCA (nearly)

    (Renal has been stealing DVDs off Adam Kaye! )
    Is this to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart? LMAO if it is - EDIT: Just realised this is one of those stupid questions we're not supposed to put in this thread.:getmecoat

    Btw, "Brap Brap" is a phrase used by the gang$ta kids from east london to indicate that something is good or that they are excited.
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    Gangster kids, or complete *****? I'll leave that to you to decide
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    I think brap is meant to imitate the sound of a sub-machine gun as it fires multiple rounds. Oh how cool the kids are that use it.
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    (Original post by Renal)
    OMG!!!1one! i gt int queen mary we iz gona be the mos bangin freshers eva! BRAP!!!!eleven! LOLZ!!1!!1


    (As stolen from facebook)

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    This is quality

    As is this thread Fluffy

    i am so glad you made it lol
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    OMG!!!1one! i gt int queen mary we iz gona be the mos bangin freshers eva! BRAP!!!!eleven! LOLZ!!1!!1


    (As stolen from facebook)
    Is this from a medic fresher?:eek:
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    (Original post by Spencer Wells)
    I think brap is meant to imitate the sound of a sub-machine gun as it fires multiple rounds. Oh how cool the kids are that use it.
    Correct. 'Brap brap E1 all day, everyday' one of my favourite quotations. :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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