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    (Original post by blissy)
    tch! It never stays innocent!
    I was actually hoping that a cute guy would respond with "it sounds like you've never had a proper massage." :rolleyes:

    kidding
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    (Original post by ArisGreenleaf)
    I was actually hoping that a cute guy would respond with "it sounds like you've never had a proper massage." :rolleyes:

    kidding
    It sounds like you've never had a proper massage

    (Original post by Daibhidh)
    Just an awkward thing on a website. "A massage is the way to a girls heart".

    It focused on head massage and a type of erotic massage. What's your opinions?
    In my experience the best way to a girls heart is directly through the sternum. You'll need a sharp knife.
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    Reading some of the posts here, i need some practise. Who wants to play the part of willing victim?? I will provide copious amounts of alcohol to numb the pain, if there is any or not!!
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    I practice my massage skill on my mum. Not the erotic kind obviously.
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    FHM - Abi Sex Confidential

    gogogo you budding massaging type people!
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    (Original post by infekt)
    dont get the hype about it anyway ... i sneeze and i get the feeling ....
    I need to pee and i get the feeling (is that wrong)
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    (Original post by Camford)
    I practice my massage skill on my mum. Not the erotic kind obviously.

    mmm, slightly difficult with me, my mum's dead! lol! Will just have to phone up all the girls i know!! Sure one of them will let me loose on them!
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    [QUOTE=Daibhidh]Just an awkward thing on a website. "A massage is the way to a girls heart".QUOTE]
    which website?
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    [QUOTE=sassysiren]
    (Original post by Daibhidh)
    Just an awkward thing on a website. "A massage is the way to a girls heart".QUOTE]
    which website?

    Cannot remember, I think it was about.com
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    A massage is the way to a girls heart

    I dunno about that, but can be ur way to other parts
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    (Original post by trigger)
    I need to pee and i get the feeling (is that wrong)
    errrrrmmmmm
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    (Original post by teamvillage)
    It sounds like you've never had a proper massage
    Oh my.
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    (Original post by trigger)
    I need to pee and i get the feeling (is that wrong)
    :rolleyes: ermmmmmm
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    Does anyone go into a semi-orgasmic state when they are in a sudden state of fear? I do
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    (Original post by Daibhidh)
    Does anyone go into a semi-orgasmic state when they are in a sudden state of fear? I do
    thts just fear .. ive never had a feeling apart from a sneeze
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    Is it true a sneeze is supposed to be 1/8th of an orgasm? Or is that just an urban myth/just wrong.
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    (Original post by calumc)
    Is it true a sneeze is supposed to be 1/8th of an orgasm? Or is that just an urban myth/just wrong.
    hmm myth.

    if someone was to give me a leg massage right now i think he'd/she'd get my heart, they're killing me

    x o x
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    (Original post by Daibhidh)
    I'm sure there is a massage you can give a girl that leads her to a semi-orgasmic or orgasmic state without going near any of her private areas. Imagine jsut massages a girl and her sudddenly blowing, arghhhh. Amusing
    That wouldn't work unless the girl is sexually attracted to you. You can't just twiddle a few knobs a girl to make her orgasm.
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    (Original post by SamTheMan)
    That wouldn't work unless the girl is sexually attracted to you. You can't just twiddle a few knobs a girl to make her orgasm.
    Amen
 
 
 
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