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    o,,
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    Give ya a fiver..but only to use as a non sexual slave.
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    where is he from? cant be dealing with no accents.
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    A brilliant spin off from the other thread haha!!!
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    Got any others for sale?
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    Does Dave have any hobbies? Or perhaps a criminal record? One needs to be aware of these things; I've made my fair share of mistakes in the boyfriend-purchasing business.
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    Michael! Why are you offering to sell yourself?! :eek2:
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    Ah, yes, of course - personalities. Far more important than looks. :ninja:

    Dave likes potato gardening and nunwear. He's a dedicated golfer, and speaks 1 language. The only time he's been in trouble with the police was for being drunk once, outside a chip shop.

    Paul reads porn. Not looks at, reads. That says it all for him.

    EDIT: *negs Zoe*
    Again Jangra... why are you describing yourself? :p:
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    I think I'll pass on Dave then. I don't want my man able to speak.
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    What about this bloke?

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    This is rather like the Russian women Acumen were selling.

    MB
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    ^^^ The gold hardware costs extra, I'd imagine.
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    But Paul can read. That's not a safe man to have around the house.
    Oh and Noaksey, I'm a big fan of the website address.
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    (Original post by musicbloke)
    This is rather like the Russian women Acumen were selling.

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    ....I was waiting for that...
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    :rofl:
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    Ooh, I'll give you £4.50 for him. I may be able to sell him on.
    Haha you had me laughing for a bit there!

    @kidintheriot, that website is amazing!
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    I'm looking for a more diverse looking model Jangra. What you got in stock?
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    This bloke called Glen. Likes pokemon, Jimmy Eat World and denying he's gay.

    Rather short though.
    Cant be having a short one. What else you got?
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    nigel so sexy :rolleyes:
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    Who needs a boyfriend these days?..
 
 
 
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