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Venison's deer, isn't it?
Reply 161
Original post by Lychee627
Try what :erm:
Im not gayyy
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You sure :hmmm:

Original post by Roxy1331
Venison's deer, isn't it?


I think so?
Original post by Valyrian
You sure :hmmm:



I think so?


Im 100% not gay:eek:

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Reply 163
Original post by Lychee627
Im 100% not gay:eek:

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:teehee:
Original post by Valyrian
You sure :hmmm:



I think so?


I don't think you got the joke. :tongue:

It's a pun.

"Deer" = the animal = expensive
Reply 166
Original post by Roxy1331
I don't think you got the joke. :tongue:

It's a pun.

"Deer" = the animal = expensive


Is it? I don't get it :Cry:
Original post by Valyrian
Is it? I don't get it :Cry:


"Deer" means the animal deer and also means "expensive".

"Venison's deer isn't it? "

Venison is from deer meat and is an expensive meat.

Great now I've ruined the joke by explaining it. :biggrin:
Original post by Valyrian
Basically, I've started this thing where I've printed off some ace posts on here that are funny or just great and I've put them on my noticeboard.

I want more.

More funny and weird posts...

The best post(s) here get printed and put on my noticeboard and I'll take regular photos when I update them.

Gwarn.

@Matrix123 and @AndrewSCO are already on there, so why not you?? :wink:

Picture proof:


Spoiler



You asked, i deliver.

Some quotes

the guy has his head so firmly up his own ass he is wearing his large intestine like a wizard hat

you just aren't a teacher till you do a line off a detention kids butt crack

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person” and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

Reply 169
Original post by Roxy1331
"Deer" means the animal deer and also means "expensive".

"Venison's deer isn't it? "

Venison is from deer meat and is an expensive meat.

Great now I've ruined the joke by explaining it. :biggrin:


OHH I GET IT

Original post by will'o'wisp
You asked, i deliver.

Some quotes

the guy has his head so firmly up his own ass he is wearing his large intestine like a wizard hat

you just aren't a teacher till you do a line off a detention kids butt crack

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person” and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.



They have to be original quotes silly xo
@Valyrian is the reason I can never sleep at night.
Reply 171
Original post by Rhythmical
@Valyrian is the reason I can never sleep at night.


You're sexy.
Original post by Valyrian
OHH I GET IT



They have to be original quotes silly xo


they are original from someone else or me :biggrin:
Reply 173
Original post by will'o'wisp
they are original from someone else or me :biggrin:


I want better ones :wink:
Original post by Valyrian
I want better ones :wink:


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"I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me."

~ Justin Bieber
Original post by Valyrian
Basically, I've started this thing where I've printed off some ace posts on here that are funny or just great and I've put them on my noticeboard.

I want more.

More funny and weird posts...

The best post(s) here get printed and put on my noticeboard and I'll take regular photos when I update them.

Gwarn.

@Matrix123 and @AndrewSCO are already on there, so why not you?? :wink:

Picture proof:


Spoiler




if you do decide to put me on the noticeboard for whatever reason pls don't use a rat pin on my sheet like you've done with the others

cheers
Reply 177
Original post by jessyjellytot14
"I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me."



~ Justin Bieber





Justin Bieber quotes will never ever touch my noticeboard

Original post by Conceited
if you do decide to put me on the noticeboard for whatever reason pls don't use a rat pin on my sheet like you've done with the others

cheers


It's not a rat pin :cry: They're cute lil' bunnies T_T
Original post by Valyrian
Justin Bieber quotes will never ever touch my noticeboard



It's not a rat pin :cry: They're cute lil' bunnies T_T


They look like rabid rats (look at the unsettling red eyes). I'll donate decent pins if it's an inconvenience.
After a couple months of dating a girl I decided I should invent a little code for when she wants sex so I don't have to read her mind at bed time.
Laying in bed one night I said "So, if you want sex pull my dick once, if you don't want sex pull my dick two hundred and fifty seven times."

I slept on the sofa that night.

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