Women's Society III

Reply 500

Dalimyr

OP

17

* Dalimyr grabs Oli and hugs him tightly so he can't run :hugs:

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Reply 501

omicronlyrae

11

help

don't kill me :puppyeyes:

Reply 502

Jangrafess

19

Oli

I'm Spartacus

You still get hung then. :proud:

In other news, UCAS is ****.

I got past entering my buzzword, and I've been given a list of every tutor in the college, and told to select mine. She's the only one not on the list. FLARG.

*flails*

Reply 503

omicronlyrae

11

UCAS fails again. what a surprise.

Reply 504

Jangrafess

19

The terms and conditions amuse me though.

For use of Apply ("THE PRODUCT")

1. By using this Product you acknowledge that you accept all terms and conditions of this Agreement. These terms and conditions were adopted on 1st June 2006 and are in addition to those contained in this website's standard terms and conditions for its use.

2. You are hereby granted a non-exclusive, non-transferable licence to use the Product on your own PC.

4. You must not: -

a) Translate, disassemble, decompile, modify or reverse engineer the Product in whole or in part or merge it with other software programs.

b) Adapt modules of the Product for your own purposes.

c) Use the Product for any commercial purpose whatsoever.

Sounds so brilliantly ominous!

Reply 505

omicronlyrae

11

you think that's bad - in the T's & C's on iTunes, it says you mustn't use iTunes to manufacture chemical weapons.

iTunes. Plays. Music. How the hell do you make chemical weapons out of a program that plays music???

EDIT: looking through the Ts n Cs, it also says this:

THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE

EDIT2: this is just one huge joke, seriously:

Without limiting the foregoing, under no circumstances shall 3Com be held liable for any delay or failure in performance resulting directly or indirectly from acts of nature, forces, or causes beyond its reasonable control, including, without limitation, Internet failures, computer equipment failures, telecommunication equipment failures, other equipment failures, electrical power failures, strikes, labor disputes, riots, insurrections, civil disturbances, shortages of labor or materials, fires, floods, storms, explosions, acts of God, war, governmental actions, orders of domestic or foreign courts or tribunals, non-performance of third parties, or loss of or fluctuations in heat, light, or air conditioning.

we aren't responsible for acts of god. sorry about that.

EDIT3: i can;t find the bit about bombs anymore :frown:

they must have taken that out.

Reply 506

Jangrafess

19

lolwut? That's just mental. Pure mental.

Reply 507

Dalimyr

OP

17

olileauk

you think that's bad - in the T's & C's on iTunes, it says you mustn't use iTunes to manufacture chemical weapons.

iTunes. Plays. Music. How the hell do you make chemical weapons out of a program that plays music???

EDIT: looking through the Ts n Cs, it also says this:

EDIT2: this is just one huge joke, seriously:

we aren't responsible for acts of god. sorry about that.

Now THAT is T&C overkill. Next time someone bitches in About regarding TSR's T&Cs, I think I'll be bringing that up :p:

Reply 508

omicronlyrae

11

i just don't get what that is about "we can't be held responsible for acts of god, war, or governmental actions"

i mean for christ's sake, I'd have thought that was obvious.