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    lol I want to impress this guy I find good looking but not sure how to. He seems to like me from the way he comes across
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    Well do you know how to do the moonwalk?
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    (Original post by FranktheYank)
    Well do you know how to do the moonwalk?
    No lol
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    we have to know something about the guy if we're to be of any assistance, tell us about things he says or does
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    Well I'm sorry to break it to you then: the thing that impresses boys most of all is moonwalking.

    I bet if you practice a little everyday you could learn how.
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    Touch his **** when he's not expecting it... Might seem outrageous but if a girl did that to me I'd get rock hard almost immediately. I think I can speak for the vast majority of males.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    lol I want to impress this guy I find good looking but not sure how to. He seems to like me from the way he comes across
    You can start by not beginning a sentence with "lol."
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    Show some form of intelligence.
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    Show him your willy
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    Touch his **** when he's not expecting it... Might seem outrageous but if a girl did that to me I'd get rock hard almost immediately. I think I can speak for the vast majority of males.
    That's sexual assault lol please don't do that!
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    Shoot ping pong balls from your vajayjay. Guaranteed to impress.
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    Drop the fact that you love blowies and are very good at them into casual conversation. For example, you could, pleasantly ask him what he is good at, and then say, in response "Actually I am the blowjob queen of High Wycombe" (insert your home town instead obviously).

    If that doesn't pique his interest I am afraid your incipient love affair is doomed...
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    Hang on, "boy" - how young are we talking?

    Hiding my face behind a tea towel then lowering it to show a series of differing expressions seriously impresses my son.
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    Send an email stating you like him and wish to go out and take it from there, if so he wishes.
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    Ride his pony
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    Tell him you have 11 A*s
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    Whatever happened to "make him a nice cake"? :sad:
 
 
 
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