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    My G this is why you can't have nice **** for real. So I know Christmas is two weeks ago like but my mum admittedly has been playing hooky off work and making me run errands for her. She's 50 and like 19 stone so we're kinda used to do everything for her. Anyway I say this because it's why she's not left the house to even take the decorations down. I was a bit suspect of even putting em up in the 1st place cos I knew they would get damaged like. Everry time I came by and saw they were still there I was lowkey shocked.

    Well she wakes me up just now like "I know you're angry at me, but did you take the wreath?" And now she's all wound up. I don't think it was a random person who would actually come up the steps and take a wreath. What for? I know it was the neighbours. I barely even rem what the wreath looks like tbh and Idgaf really about the wreath but I dont appreciate being accused so I went downstairs, knocked on the door and there's like 100 people in there (ok not rly 100 maybe 10). But I damn near walk inside and I'm like "so who took the wreath?" Not all of them speak English but the ones who do wanna row with me so I says "you don't really wanna get deported for a wreath do yous?" But they say it weren't them like no wind is that strong to blow a wreath off a door foh I'm legit about to dial 999 and report them to immigration over this

    #fuming lol
    Ok rant over. Sort of. Cos I hear them yelling in their flat now and Idk what about.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
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    shut up.
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    You should go on that "nightmare neighbour next door" show.
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    You should go on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    You should go on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
    "If you didn't steal the wreath, DO A LIE DETECTOR!!"

    Jezza shows Christmas special.
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    (Original post by Shadow Hunters)
    You should go on that "nightmare neighbour next door" show.
    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    You should go on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
    (Original post by Shadow Hunters)
    "If you didn't steal the wreath, DO A LIE DETECTOR!!"

    Jezza shows Christmas special.
    I could have!? :eek2: good one :\
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    I genuinely feel OP is a really creative troll, he's probably from a cultured UMC background and he makes these posts whilst he hysterically laughs with his accomplished and well respected friends.

    ''Great show Sebastian, make them think you're a prole''
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    I genuinely feel OP is a really creative troll, he's probably from a cultured UMC background and he makes these posts whilst he hysterically laughs with his accomplished and well respected friends.
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CAN'T. :rofl:

    I hope he's not getting really annoyed and triggered after reading that.
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    I was literally just reading the top bit just now lol & that's peak, call immigration tho lol :toofunny:
    some ppl are so tho.
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    Ngl i'd go to see this live on Jeremy Kyle
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    I genuinely feel OP is a really creative troll, he's probably from a cultured UMC background and he makes these posts whilst he hysterically laughs with his accomplished and well respected friends.

    ''Great show Sebastian, make them think you're a prole''
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    & that's peak.
    a piece of advice, maybe keep your lil thoughts to yourself sometimes?
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    & that's peak.
    a piece of advice, maybe keep your lil thoughts to yourself sometimes?
    I think you're a pretty nice poster tbh, not sure why you're so mad.
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    god thats awful!

    okay dont deport them, thats a bad idea.

    secondly- i know being accused is really crappy sorry you had to deal with it all,

    could you get in a dupe? or just tell your mum the truth and say it wasnt you, but the neighbours?
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    (Original post by EC)
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CAN'T. :rofl:

    I hope he's not getting really annoyed and triggered after reading that.
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    OP telling the chaps about his latest ruse :sly:
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    lmao you couldn't try harder dude. Even if someone says "mam" no one ever writes it.
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    I think you're a pretty nice poster tbh, not sure why you're so mad.
    I ain't mad, it's just not very nice to say such things and I'm a 'poster'? Alright ty. No more derailing the thread.
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    I ain't mad, it's just not very nice to say such things and I'm a 'poster'? Alright ty. No more derailing the thread.
    I said OP is well accomplished, I'm being nice and yes you are a poster, because you make posts on an internet forum :curious:
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    I said OP is well accomplished, I'm being nice and yes you are a poster, because you make posts on an internet forum :curious:
    Ohh okay I get it thought u meant like a poster as in piece of paper with drawings or whatever on there lol, but yeah ty then sorry about that.
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Ohh okay I get it thought u meant like a poster as in piece of paper with drawings or whatever on there lol, but yeah ty then sorry about that.
    No worries girl :laugh: I wish you the best.
 
 
 
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