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my dating resume:

pros:
1) do you like sex? I like sex. therefore, badda bing badda boom
2) do you like laughing a **** jokes? me too. let's laugh at how funny we both aren't
3) do you like not feeling lonely on valentines day that's coming up next month? *taps wrist watch* hmm?
4) do you like being anti-social? well sweet - we can pretend like we don't exist until we're bored enough to hang out
5) I play music very well so I can be like a circus monkey for you if you like a good side show
6) I think I have good taste(s), so you can trust me not to be boring, maybe?

cons:
1) I'm not tall, muscular or incredibly handsome (dun dun duun) - but hey, at least I'm not fat or with an ugly face
2) I will probably treat you either way too well or way too badly - better roll that dice and hope for the best.
3) I binge drink and smoke weed quite a lot - you'll have to get used to that
4) I will probably prefer making sure I'm finishing coursework on time or going to the gym over you
5) I will probably never take you to dinner. unless I'm not paying for it all. and even then...
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by hezzlington
Really? I love arguing. It sounds more like women to me.

"Are you okay? You're being a bit off"

And then...the dreaded.....

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You tart :rofl: Been totally the opposite experience for me. I dunno if I just have a habit of going for fiery women but I've found that if they've got a problem, I'll know about it :lol: I'd rather sod off and do something else rather than stand around wasting my time and stressing myself out arguing, then come back and talk about it in a civilised manner later on.
Original post by UWS
This list is so cute :hugs:

I'm annoying in a bad way :lol:

But I do like a run :redface:

And who doesn't like a bit of attention :tongue:


PROSM!!! Fanks bro :hugs:

everyone likes attention! :yep:
Original post by hezzlington
Really? I love arguing. It sounds more like women to me.

"Are you okay? You're being a bit off"

And then...the dreaded.....

Spoiler



ngl im annoying and do that ALL the time :rofl:
Original post by CleverSquirrel
ngl im annoying and do that ALL the time :rofl:


I'd be like, "Oh, you're fine are you? Gonna come over here and give me a cuddle then?"

And when you'd refuse, I'd know somethings up!
Original post by hezzlington
I'd be like, "Oh, you're fine are you? Gonna come over here and give me a cuddle then?"

And when you'd refuse, I'd know somethings up!


yeah but then id be torn between getting a cuddle and being angry at you :lol:
cuddles are amazing :colondollar: love being cuddled :colondollar:
Pros: I'm a good listener
Cons: I'm not a massive talker
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Original post by CleverSquirrel
PROSM!!! Fanks bro :hugs:

everyone likes attention! :yep:


Bro 😑

No problem sis :devil:
Original post by UWS
Bro 😑

No problem sis :devil:


wooo!!! we're siblings now :jive:
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Original post by CleverSquirrel
wooo!!! we're siblings now :jive:


@Rhythmical you have a new sister now too :h:
(edited 6 years ago)
Original post by CleverSquirrel
yeah but then id be torn between getting a cuddle and being angry at you :lol:
cuddles are amazing :colondollar: love being cuddled :colondollar:


And that's the beauty of it :wink:

Original post by UWS
@Rhythmical you have a new sister now too :h:


We're married right? So what does this mean for me....
Pros: there's no cons
Cons: I have too many pros


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Original post by hezzlington
And that's the beauty of it :wink:



We're married right? So what does this mean for me....


cuddling your sister-in-law?!!!!!!! wtf :erm: :rofl:
Original post by hezzlington
What will you do to me if i'm 5 minutes late, daddy :sexface:


creepo
Pros: I am intelligent, hard working, interesting, good looking and study at a top uni
Cons: Honestly, I can't think of any. I actually think I'm genuinely a great guy
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Original post by hezzlington
We're married right? So what does this mean for me....


Think Game of Thrones
Original post by UWS
Think Game of Thrones


I've never seen it!
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Original post by CleverSquirrel
cuddling your sister-in-law?!!!!!!! wtf :erm: :rofl:


:redface:

:innocent:

:erm:








:colone:
Pros: Your parents and grandparents will think I'm cool when you invite me round and they discover that I like the same old bands that they do.
Cons: I can't think of any faults. Maybe that means that I love myself, so I suppose you can consider that a con if you really want to.
Original post by beeninetytwo
Pros: I love blow jobs :flutter:

Cons: I also love horses :ahee:
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