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    my dating resume:

    pros:
    1) do you like sex? I like sex. therefore, badda bing badda boom
    2) do you like laughing a **** jokes? me too. let's laugh at how funny we both aren't
    3) do you like not feeling lonely on valentines day that's coming up next month? *taps wrist watch* hmm?
    4) do you like being anti-social? well sweet - we can pretend like we don't exist until we're bored enough to hang out
    5) I play music very well so I can be like a circus monkey for you if you like a good side show
    6) I think I have good taste(s), so you can trust me not to be boring, maybe?

    cons:
    1) I'm not tall, muscular or incredibly handsome (dun dun duun) - but hey, at least I'm not fat or with an ugly face
    2) I will probably treat you either way too well or way too badly - better roll that dice and hope for the best.
    3) I binge drink and smoke weed quite a lot - you'll have to get used to that
    4) I will probably prefer making sure I'm finishing coursework on time or going to the gym over you
    5) I will probably never take you to dinner. unless I'm not paying for it all. and even then...
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Really? I love arguing. It sounds more like women to me.

    "Are you okay? You're being a bit off"

    And then...the dreaded.....

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    "...I'm fine."


    You tart :rofl: Been totally the opposite experience for me. I dunno if I just have a habit of going for fiery women but I've found that if they've got a problem, I'll know about it :lol: I'd rather sod off and do something else rather than stand around wasting my time and stressing myself out arguing, then come back and talk about it in a civilised manner later on.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    This list is so cute :hugs:

    I'm annoying in a bad way :lol:

    But I do like a run

    And who doesn't like a bit of attention
    PROSM!!! Fanks bro :hugs:

    everyone likes attention! :yep:
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Really? I love arguing. It sounds more like women to me.

    "Are you okay? You're being a bit off"

    And then...the dreaded.....

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    "...I'm fine."


    ngl im annoying and do that ALL the time :rofl:
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    ngl im annoying and do that ALL the time :rofl:
    I'd be like, "Oh, you're fine are you? Gonna come over here and give me a cuddle then?"

    And when you'd refuse, I'd know somethings up!
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    I'd be like, "Oh, you're fine are you? Gonna come over here and give me a cuddle then?"

    And when you'd refuse, I'd know somethings up!
    yeah but then id be torn between getting a cuddle and being angry at you :lol:
    cuddles are amazing love being cuddled
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    Pros: I'm a good listener
    Cons: I'm not a massive talker
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    PROSM!!! Fanks bro :hugs:

    everyone likes attention! :yep:
    Bro 😑

    No problem sis :devil:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Bro 😑

    No problem sis :devil:
    wooo!!! we're siblings now :jive:
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    wooo!!! we're siblings now :jive:
    Rhythmical you have a new sister now too
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    yeah but then id be torn between getting a cuddle and being angry at you :lol:
    cuddles are amazing love being cuddled
    And that's the beauty of it

    (Original post by UWS)
    Rhythmical you have a new sister now too
    We're married right? So what does this mean for me....
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    Pros: there's no cons
    Cons: I have too many pros


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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    And that's the beauty of it



    We're married right? So what does this mean for me....
    cuddling your sister-in-law?!!!!!!! wtf :erm::rofl:
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    What will you do to me if i'm 5 minutes late, daddy :sexface:
    creepo
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    Pros: I am intelligent, hard working, interesting, good looking and study at a top uni
    Cons: Honestly, I can't think of any. I actually think I'm genuinely a great guy
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    We're married right? So what does this mean for me....
    Think Game of Thrones
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Think Game of Thrones
    I've never seen it!
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    cuddling your sister-in-law?!!!!!!! wtf :erm::rofl:


    :innocent:

    :erm:








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    Pros: Your parents and grandparents will think I'm cool when you invite me round and they discover that I like the same old bands that they do.
    Cons: I can't think of any faults. Maybe that means that I love myself, so I suppose you can consider that a con if you really want to.
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      (Original post by beeninetytwo)
      Pros: I love blow jobs :flutter:

      Cons: I also love horses :ahee:
     
     
     
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