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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    Aliteration bruv, nobody knows what that is... but it's provocative... it gets the people going! :five:
    What is alliteration? What is bruv? What is provocative???
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    (Original post by NeverLucky)
    What is alliteration? What is bruv? What is provocative???
    What is life?
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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    What is life?
    In the beginning Bonobos created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Boostedness was hovering over the waters. And Bonobos said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. Bonobos saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. Bonobos called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And Bonobos said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So Bonobos made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so.
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    (Original post by NeverLucky)
    In the beginning Bonobos created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Boostedness was hovering over the waters. And Bonobos said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. Bonobos saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. Bonobos called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And Bonobos said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So Bonobos made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so.
    What about the Great A'Tuin?

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    What on earth is going on in this thread 😂
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    (Original post by Steliata)
    What on earth is going on in this thread 😂
    ^^^ I second that


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    (Original post by Steliata)
    What on earth is going on in this thread 😂
    (Original post by NeverLucky)
    In the beginning Bonobos created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Boostedness was hovering over the waters. And Bonobos said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. Bonobos saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. Bonobos called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And Bonobos said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So Bonobos made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so.
    All hail the sacred Bonobo! May the spirit of Boostedness look upon us mere mortals favourably!

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    To answer your question Steliata: All just good fun :rofl:

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    (Original post by jneill)
    What about the Great A'Tuin?

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    No such thing exists. Fake news.

    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    All hail the sacred Bonobo! May the spirit of Boostedness look upon us mere mortals favourably!

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    To answer your question Steliata: All just good fun :rofl:



    Our bonobo,
    Who art in boostedness,
    Hallowed be thy elo,
    Thy boosted come, thy will be done,
    In challenger, as it is in bonobo land
    Give us this day our daily xiaoweixiao
    As we forgive those who boosted against us
    And lead us not into boostedness
    But deliver us from Wood V
    Kappa.
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    (Original post by Steliata)
    What on earth is going on in this thread 😂
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    I'm a bit late, but people were wondering why mathematics applicants rose this year even though some others like economics fell. I'm very certain it was because in the year 2016 Cambridge rose to #1 position for mathematics in the top universities list, as opposed to its 2015 and 2014 positions #2 and #4 respectively.
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    (Original post by Student1256)
    I'm a bit late, but people were wondering why mathematics applicants rose this year even though some others like economics fell. I'm very certain it was because in the year 2016 Cambridge rose to #1 position for mathematics in the top universities list, as opposed to its 2015 and 2014 positions #2 and #4 respectively.
    That seems a plausible reason for the increase. Does jneill have any idea why?
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    (Original post by HolyRomanEmpire)
    That seems a plausible reason for the increase. Does jneill have any idea why?
    Nope. Maybe Ask Peterhouse (new thread!)

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=4557886
    Ask Peterhouse! 2018 entry

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    https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/sho...0#post70093170

    Most helpful thread of the year!
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    (Original post by Zacken)
    https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/sho...0#post70093170

    Most helpful thread of the year!
    Well done lad! A lot of other cambridge thread alumni there also!
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    (Original post by Zacken)
    https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/sho...0#post70093170

    Most helpful thread of the year!
    Yep! Amazing (although MHSS really should be the winner...)

    And a well deserved Friendliest Member for SteamboatMickey

    And something for that international interloper wolfmoon88


    Oh and lookie - you're a winner too Zacken
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    (Original post by jneill)
    Oh and lookie - you're a winner too Zacken
    As are you! In how many different categories? 2?
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    (Original post by Zacken)
    As are you! In how many different categories? 2?
    Might be more...

    3rd best Oldie is the pinnacle.

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    (Original post by jneill)
    Yep! Amazing (although MHSS really should be the winner...)

    And a well deserved Friendliest Member for SteamboatMickey

    And something for that international interloper wolfmoon88


    Oh and lookie - you're a winner too Zacken
    Interloper? (that aliteration though )

    Congratulations to you too!
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    (Original post by NeverLucky)
    No such thing exists. Fake news.



    Our bonobo,
    Who art in boostedness,
    Hallowed be thy elo,
    Thy boosted come, thy will be done,
    In challenger, as it is in bonobo land
    Give us this day our daily xiaoweixiao
    As we forgive those who boosted against us
    And lead us not into boostedness
    But deliver us from Wood V
    Kappa.

    Our bonobo,

    Who art in boostedness,

    Hallowed be thy elo,

    Thy boosted come, thy will be done,

    In challenger, as it is in Challenjour

    Give us this day our daily elo

    As we forgive those who boosted against us

    And lead us not into xiaoweixiao

    But deliver us from Wood V

    ftnaPride.

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    (Original post by wolfmoon88)
    Our bonobo,

    Who art in boostedness,

    Hallowed be thy elo,

    Thy boosted come, thy will be done,

    In challenger, as it is in Challenjour

    Give us this day our daily elo

    As we forgive those who boosted against us

    And lead us not into xiaoweixiao

    But deliver us from Wood V

    ftnaPride.

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    That's my new motto now :five:

    You stinking boosted 123 [email protected] feeding bonobo, go back to wood elo u little xiaoweixiao kappa kappapride kappa u little kappa u toxic feeding bonobo call me baby call me maybe rest in pepperoni harambe
 
 
 
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