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    hahahahaha
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    My eyes are watering. They probably shouldn't be funny but they really are!
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    go to google, type in "weapons of mass destruction" then click "i'm feeling lucky"...it made me chuckle for a good long while...
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    (Original post by allisandro)
    go to google, type in "weapons of mass destruction" then click "i'm feeling lucky"...it made me chuckle for a good long while...

    everyone's seen that it is very old and has been plugged here a million times.

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    Brilliant. I liked:
    1.The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand
    2.If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.
    3.Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.
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    where did you get them from? are they real signs?
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    (Original post by scarlet ibis)
    where did you get them from? are they real signs?

    It says at the top. The pics are from a US gov website.

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    (Original post by goldenbarnes)
    "Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it."
    "If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued."
    "If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ****."

    That is quite literally the funniest thing I've seen in ages - I'm crying -
    yeah those are my faves too... that is f-ing hilarious...
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    everyone's seen that it is very old and has been plugged here a million times.

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    sorry - always have been a bit slow! still makes me giggle though...
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    A very similar and funny website:

    http://preparingforemergencies.co.uk/
 
 
 
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