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First names you would never call a child of yours watch

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    (Original post by Michiyo)
    Mia is linked to... uhh... things that would get me banned if I mentioned them.

    Tara Gilesby/Gilesbie is an infamous internet troll who wrote the worst fanfic in all of existence, 'My Immortal'. Since I read a lot of fanfiction, I would be reluctant to call my child the same name as that terrible writer. Now that I think about it, that would fit more under names I would not call my child for personal reasons.
    Loool I'm so lost, the only mia I can think of is princess diaries


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    (Original post by Michiyo)
    1. Any regular word in any widely-known language or in a language I speak. (Precious, Justice, Amara*, etc.)

    2. Any made-up name. (*insert made-up name here*)

    3. Any foreign name. (Abdullah, Dhanya, Takahito, Yeon-hee, etc.)

    4. Any name I cannot pronounce. (Blodeuwedd, Culhwch, etc.)

    5. Any less than common name a famous politician had. (Adolf, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Lincoln, Nero, Caesar, etc.)

    6. Any name spelt in an unusual way. (Khloe, Kieron, etc.)

    7. Any name so ghetto it hurts. (Shaniqua, Sharkeisha, Airwrecka, etc.)

    8. Any name so old-fashioned others would make fun of the kid. (Ichabod, Gertrude, etc.)

    9. Any unusual celebrity name. (Jay-Z, Rhianna, etc.)

    10. Any weird name taken from a book/TV show/etc. (Katniss, Ulquiorra, Yoda, etc.)

    11. Any name that could lead to an embarrassing nickname. (William, Richard, etc.)

    12. Any name that is a relatively common last name but not a very common first name. (Thompson, Jackson, etc.)

    13. Any name that is the same as or a derivation of their last name. (If the last name is Andrews, the children will not be named Andrew, Andy or Andrea, etc.)

    14. Any extremely long name. (Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas, etc)

    15. Any name that does not fit their biological sex. (A girl named Adam, a boy named Katherine, etc.)

    16. Any overly biblical name. (Jesus, God, Moses, etc.)

    17. Any name I hate or find ridiculous. (Examples withheld due to the possibility of someone getting offended or sad if they saw their name here.)

    18. Any other name that is potentially embarrassing. (Mia, Tara, Johnson, etc.)


    * Amara means 'the bitter one' (female) in my native language.
    So basically every name ever created? I hope you don't actually believe that Jay-Z is Jay-Z's birthname
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    (Original post by comebackseason)
    So basically every name ever created? I hope you don't actually believe that Jay-Z is Jay-Z's birthname
    Read again. I said UNUSUAL name. I will not hesitate to call my kid Ed since Ed Sheeran is a celebrity because Ed is quite common name. I will, however, refuse to call my child a made-up stage name like Jay-Z (yes, I know it is not his real name, I am not that stupid) or an unusual name which is known mostly due to a celebrity like Oprah or Rhianna. Hope that clears everything up,


    (Original post by rgfchjb,n)
    Loool I'm so lost, the only mia I can think of is princess diaries


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    Let's keep it that way, my innocent child.
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    Sanjeed Singh. *cries*
    My father's background continues

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