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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Didn't want to appropriate anyone's culture that's all. Names like Yusuf and Mahmoud are badass. Not a fan of Abdullah myself.




    It's chavvy and it's a slut tier name. I have no idea who started this trend of naming their children after values. ''Come here Prudence''

    Nah.
    Mahmoud is nice, I persoanally like Suleiman and Salahuddin myself :smug:

    what about pajeet and patel?
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    Panjit, Joban, Dilip, Raj
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    (Original post by Pikachū)
    Mahmoud is nice, I persoanally like Suleiman and Salahuddin myself :smug:

    what about pajeet and patel?
    Those are nice, if I had a Muslim son Suleiman would be on the cards definitely

    mmmmnah m8, my son will be slaying pussy not some beta ass accountant.
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    (Original post by Pikachū)
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    I wouldn't call them that either tbh :rofl:
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    I wouldn't call them that either tbh :rofl:
    Anil Srinavas Patel

    Sounds like a pussy slayer.
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Those are nice, if I had a Muslim son Suleiman would be on the cards definitely

    mmmmnah m8, my son will be slaying pussy not some beta ass accountant.
    Muslim son, yes join the ummah :yes:
    I like how you automatically associate pooinloo names with betaness :toofunny:
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    Salahuddin would be ok if it wasn't associated with such a great man, I don't want people thinking I'm the sort to engage in hero worship ^^^

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    Anil Srinavas Patel

    Sounds like a pussy slayer.
    You can just imagine him donning his Ray-Bans introducing himself as Anal Anil.
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    Keith. I cannot imagine a baby name Keith and am fully convinced that men named Keith are born middle-aged.
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Noah has fast become a chav tier name, George is a definite no-no now and this trend of White middle class people calling their kids ''India'' just has to be criminalised.
    I agree. :rofl:
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    Ellie, and Jack. Common.
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Salahuddin would be ok if it wasn't associated with such a great man, I don't want people thinking I'm the sort to engage in hero worship ^^^



    You can just imagine him donning his Ray-Bans introducing himself as Anal Anil.
    I suppose it's better than people naming their children after celebrities (:puke:)



    "lets go bois, Anal Anil here :smug:"

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    (Original post by Pikachū)
    I suppose it's better than people naming their children after celebrities (:puke:)



    "lets go bois, Anal Anil here :smug:"

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CljxkL3UgAAuqOF.jpg
    It's all cancerous, even naming your children after prince George should be banned

    Come let Anil explore ur anus :perv:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KY8WU0oa3I
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Ellie, and Jack. Common.
    I know lots of cool Jacks but I can't think of an Ellie that wasn't pregnant by the time she was 16

    Emma is good though
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    Luke/Barry/Alan/Frank
    Louise/Jessica/Lily-May/Rosie

    There's loads more
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    Theodore is actually a good name, as is Leonard.
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    It's all cancerous, even naming your children after prince George should be banned

    Come let Anil explore ur anus :perv:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KY8WU0oa3I
    George is a top tier Anglo name, don't see anything wrong. Chav tier names such as Joshua and Matthew are degenrate af


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QVzKihKiYI
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    (Original post by TtingTox)
    You're never going to have children, no one will ever be in a relationship with you, you'll never ever be happy in life because you're a sour self loathing ugly loser who has a horrible messed up mind and will die alone
    Aww, I'm going to lose so much sleep now.
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    Anything but Robbie Rotten
    I'm breaking up with you.
 
 
 
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