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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    Very common English names: Tyler, James, Charlotte, Laura, Lauren, Craig and so on.
    Damn that princess. Now everyone goes hating on my name! :unimpressed:
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    (Original post by gwaggy)
    Damn that princess. Now everyone goes hating on my name! :unimpressed:
    I know lots of Charlottes, and I've never really called them by their names but rather nicknames :laugh:

    You're a Charles now. :unimpressed:
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    I know lots of Charlottes, and I've never really called them by their names but rather nicknames :laugh:

    You're a Charles now. :unimpressed:
    :eek:
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    Claudette

    because im asian and a brown baby with the name claudette it weird
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    (Original post by Palmyra)
    any religious name really.
    What about names like Samuel, Joshua, Ruth, Mary etc that feature strongly in the Bible but don't always have biblical connotations?
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    1) something that doesn't sound at least non-european
    2) something that sounds like a rude/swear word or a sex organ, I.e. "fanny", "****" (richard), etc
    3) something that is the same as a brand of alcohol, i.e. "brandy"
    4) something that isn't some emotion or semantic word, i.e. "hope", "destiny", etc
    5) something excessively polysyllabic
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    (Original post by IFoundWonderland)
    What about names like Samuel, Joshua, Ruth, Mary etc that feature strongly in the Bible but don't always have biblical connotations?
    those names are so basic and disgusting anyway

    i prefer something powerful and historical, like Alexander or Xerxes
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    (Original post by Palmyra)
    those names are so basic and disgusting anyway

    i prefer something powerful and historical, like Alexander or Xerxes
    OKAY what about bible names that aren't basic and disgusting................. like, idk............... (well I want to name my child Joshua)

    I like Alexander.

    Xerxes: Cool but your kid will be bullied.
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    (Original post by Palmyra)
    any religious name really.
    Ruhollah deffo...
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    (Original post by IFoundWonderland)
    OKAY what about bible names that aren't basic and disgusting................. like, idk............... (well I want to name my child Joshua)

    I like Alexander.

    Xerxes: Cool but your kid will be bullied.
    that invariably becomes josh which is hardly a real name, Lord Joshua sounds like a 5 year old

    nonsense, the King of Kings will rule the playground
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    (Original post by Pikachū)
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    Same! Though I would have spelt it Usamah not too sure about the h.
    Alas, that name has been spoilt
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    (Original post by Palmyra)
    that invariably becomes josh which is hardly a real name, Lord Joshua sounds like a 5 year old

    nonsense, the King of Kings will rule the playground
    HAHAHAHAHA

    Well, his mother will be a Khaleesi and burn them all :hoppy:

    Kings can do whatever they like.
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    (Original post by starfab)
    Same! Though I would have spelt it Usamah not too sure about the h.
    Alas, that name has been spoilt
    What about al-Baghdadi?
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    Molly, Jane or Joella. Knew some right twits with those names.
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    (Original post by fergijane88)
    Anything but Robbie Rotten
    But don't you want your child to be number one?
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    *is the kind of person who would name my dog "cat"*
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    I will not have children
 
 
 
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