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    Here are the results for the TSR MHoC Census 2017:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

    Did you expect these results, or were you expecting something else? Please post your thoughts here!
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    (Original post by Unown Uzer)
    Here are the results for the TSR MHoC Census 2017:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

    Did you expect these results, or were you expecting something else? Please post your thoughts here!
    Only half are virgins, that's a shock.

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    (Original post by Lime-man)
    Only half are virgins, that's a shock.

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    What were you expecting?
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    (Original post by Unown Uzer)
    What were you expecting?
    I was expecting a much larger portion. But nevertheless, this census makes us all look like shy, white, posh boys.

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    Who don't leave the house.

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    (Original post by Lime-man)
    I was expecting a much larger portion. But nevertheless, this census makes us all look like shy, white, posh boys.

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    Well, there were some surprising ones. Who would have thought that someone who cancels dates to go on the MHoC would get laid?
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    (Original post by Unown Uzer)
    Well, there were some surprising ones like Nigel. Who would have thought that someone who cancels dates to go on the MHoC would get laid?
    Depends on the price.

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    (Original post by Lime-man)
    I was expecting a much larger portion. But nevertheless, this census makes us all look like shy, white, posh boys.

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    Sounds pretty much accurate to me...
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    Sounds pretty much accurate to me...
    Yes, but what of all the less posh, not shy, white boys?

    We demand representation!!!!

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    Also, this place is pretty much a sausage fest. To quote a popular song that I don't know the name of or the artist responsible for it: we need some more girls in here.

    I believe that the singer sang those words with the intention of sleeping with said "girls", I say it with much purer intentions though. I can assure.

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    (Original post by Lime-man)
    I was expecting a much larger portion. But nevertheless, this census makes us all look like shy, white, posh boys.
    I did not contribute so you may add another white heterosexual rather introverted posh boy to the list.

    The House of Virgins statistic is rather funny though. I actually expected the number of virgins to be much lower because even the most pathetic male specimens can get laid provided they go out every once in a while and are willing to significantly lower their standards, which is what usually happens around the end of their teenage life. Now it looks like you guys are either too demanding or choose to stay home all the time and masturbate to Japanese porn or whatnot… :dontknow:
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    (Original post by Lime-man)
    Also, this place is pretty much a sausage fest. To quote a popular song that I don't know the name of or the artist responsible for it: we need some more girls in here.
    That's it! Let's create quotas, sack the redundant men, provide women with incentives to join the MHoC even if they're not interested and will leave in a few months anyway, and then rant to the media about how great our counter-patriarchy measures were!
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    That analysis is not what I expected, I want to know how the differences compare for the right-wing, and the left-wing in the MHoC.
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    No respondents from Scotland because I couldn't be bothered with the survey. Meh, though.
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    Who are the two that don't live in the UK, by the way?
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    Looks like we reflect RL fairly well, not too surprising given there is a statically significant sample.

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    (Original post by Nigel Farage MEP)
    That analysis is not what I expected, I want to know how the differences compare for the right-wing, and the left-wing in the MHoC.
    Given that more in-depth analysis is requested, I shall make revisions to the document over the coming days to provide such comparisons.
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    (Original post by Lime-man)
    Also, this place is pretty much a sausage fest. To quote a popular song that I don't know the name of or the artist responsible for it: we need some more girls in here.

    I believe that the singer sang those words with the intention of sleeping with said "girls", I say it with much purer intentions though. I can assure.

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    You are thinking of this banger:

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    A few things:

    1) Shower in the AM is obviously correct.
    2) I grew up social class E.
    3) Was also expecting more virgins. Sceptical of 50+ :lol:
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    A few things:

    1) Shower in the AM is obviously correct.
    2) I grew up social class E.
    3) Was also expecting more virgins. Sceptical of 50+ :lol:
    Shower in PM is the only correct answer.
    What percentage of the MHoC do you think are virgins?
 
 
 
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