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    I would eat it !
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    (Original post by fardm76)
    I would eat it !
    You're normal then aren't you..
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    You're normal then aren't you..
    It would otherwise be a waste of protein if you ask me. Gotta get dem gains.
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    #cannibalism lol

    Why would you ever need yo hide a dead body...
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    i generally wouldnt post my suggestions online. but im here to get the tips
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    Chop it up into small pieces, put in the freezer then slowly dispose of it via the bins taken to skips by bin men over a couple of weeks.


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    Give it to pigs...

    I'm a writer i've had to research this,
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    Drop it in the bottom of the ocean like Optimus prime !
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    Hide the body
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    i would put it in a dustbin and pour petrol over it then burn it or bury it really far underground in a forest or somewhere no one could find it or put weights on it then dump it in a river
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    I'm an FBI agent !
    You're all under arrest !
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    This thread could be a new Criminal Minds episode in itself...
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    I'd give it to my dog to eat
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    Sulfuric acid or something like that.
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    inb4 the police investigates all this
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    (Original post by fardm76)
    I would eat it !
    Ask Siri
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    I'm an FBI agent !
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    For hypothetical scenarios
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    Have you not watched Breaking Bad?...
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    Go to a cemetery; find a readily dug grave; dig the grave out some more; put the body in; cover the body.

    They'll then have a funeral and another body will be buried on top of the hidden one. No one will ever find it
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    (Original post by kaylababesxx)
    i would put it in a dustbin and pour petrol over it then burn it or bury it really far underground in a forest or somewhere no one could find it or put weights on it then dump it in a river
    That would stink the place out you dumbass- unless you in the middle of nowhere then that is a terrible idea. Never get into the murdering business and you'd just get caught straight away and end up being the prison bi.tch. :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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