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    (Original post by Supernova91)
    Drop it in the bottom of the ocean like Optimus prime !
    Wasn't it Megatron that got dropped at the bottom of the ocean? :holmes:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    This thread could be a new Criminal Minds episode in itself...
    morgan needs to come back though!!

    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Sulfuric acid or something like that.
    didnt work well in breaking bad!
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    (Original post by SCIENCE :D)
    Have you not watched Breaking Bad?...
    That type of acid won't work though.
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    (Original post by opired)
    That would stink the place out you dumbass- unless you in the middle of nowhere then that is a terrible idea. Never get into the murdering business and you'd just get caught straight away and end up being the prison bi.tch. :rolleyes:

    actually i would pour acid over it !! im not actually gonna kill someone ur the dumbass!
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    morgan needs to come back though!!



    didnt work well in breaking bad!
    they didn't use sulfuric acid, they used a lot weaker one and in real life that type wouldn't dissolve a body at all, let alone the tub and floor
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    they didn't use sulfuric acid, they used a lot weaker one and in real life that type wouldn't dissolve a body at all, let alone the tub and floor
    but still

    and FYI, clockwork orange is so weird its good
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    these days with forensics its near impossible to get rid of the evidence. I mean sure the movie thing of feeding it to pigs everyone knows because it has been in a few movies. But you have to take the corpse to pigs and many Dna fragments or hair can be left behind its near impossible to get rid of all that. one murder case was solved because they found a tiny microscopic fragment of bone.

    In the scenario you would need to hope nothing links you to any suspicion about their death otherwise they would find a tiny fragment even if you burned the house down.

    I cant ever see me having to deal with this scenario because i would need extreme circumstances to get in that spot. However if I was in this spot my focus would be to hide the body for enough time to not be discovered whilst i ran like crap. I would aim to be on a flight to another country Asap with no intent of ever returning.

    Its near impossible to get away with this sort of thing these days as people will rightly point out they could track me to another country and likely have authorities their find me. Moral reasons aside this is why you should never commit crimes. Pre forensics you might have got away with it not in today's age.
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    Dissolve it in acid.
    Or soak the the body in the bath, strip the body of the skin, burn the bones and then dissolve the skin.
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    As a former murderer myself- I know that you never bury the body within 100 miles of the crime scene. What you have to do is search for forrests in your country(Preferrably on the other side of the country) and find a quiet area with no cameras. You have to be prepared to travel long distances and not be retarded and hide the body in your local area. This all must be done within 24 hours of the murder taking place. Each day that goes by without the evidence being destroyed, increases your chances of being caught 5-fold.
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    but still

    and FYI, clockwork orange is so weird its good
    This girl genuinely asked me the other day if I partake in 'ultraviolence' without knowing what it meant. I've not seen the film though!

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    just chuck it out in the street
    probs be fine
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    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    This girl genuinely asked me the other day if I partake in 'ultraviolence' without knowing what it meant. I've not seen the film though!

    Cough AngryRedhead
    youv not seen the film....why?!
    its a cult classic!!
    please, watch it and let me know what you think!!
    its as weird as the brick in the wall film and requim to a dream
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    Dissolving it in acid would get you tracked immediately. It's not easy to buy that amount of acid to dissolve a body, so all the suppliers would lead the cops to you.
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    (Original post by fardm76)
    I would eat it !
    Do a Robert durst he admitted to chopping up the body and putting the pieces in a bath full of acid but got away with it because the original death was apparently self defence
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    Considering I want to do human dissection as a biomedical scientist then it can go in my lab.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
    Such a sick film!
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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    Dissolve it in acid.
    Or soak the the body in the bath, strip the body of the skin, burn the bones and then dissolve the skin.
    This is scary
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    Obviously, I'd do the logical thing and dissolve it in sulfuric acid.
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    (Original post by kaylababesxx)
    actually i would pour acid over it !! im not actually gonna kill someone ur the dumbass!
    Listen kayla just you stick to being an annoying babe. Its obviously thinking intelligently is waaayyy out of your depth.
 
 
 
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