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    Hydrofluoric Acid
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    Store it until Halloween and then carry it out casually, if anyone asks say you're going to a party. They'll be too drunk to remember the details.
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    (Original post by courtnic99)
    What if you can't find a pig in time?
    Scoop out the brains, blend them into an unidentifiable slurry, dump in the sea.
    Crush the skull into powder, dump in the sea.
    Cut off skin, grill into ashes, dump in sea.

    Island life is ideal for serial killers btw
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    burn it
    Don't pollute the air !
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    (Original post by h3rmit)
    Scoop out the brains, blend them into an unidentifiable slurry, dump in the sea.
    Crush the skull into powder, dump in the sea.
    Cut off skin, grill into ashes, dump in sea.

    Island life is ideal for serial killers btw
    It seems so.
    But how would you clear up all the blood?
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    (Original post by courtnic99)
    It seems so.
    But how would you clear up all the blood?
    A question for the How-to series Dexter, which gets around it by using plastic sheeting eveywhere, to prevent blood loss.

    If you have a carpet floor, you're ****ed. With linoleum and smoother flooring, it's fairly easy to clean blood off.

    Also, when you're doing the mishy mashy squishy stuff, that should be in the bath.
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    It's pretty weird 3 of the related threads for this thread are Madeleine McCann related
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    (Original post by h3rmit)
    A question for the How-to series Dexter, which gets around it by using plastic sheeting eveywhere, to prevent blood loss.

    If you have a carpet floor, you're ****ed. With linoleum and smoother flooring, it's fairly easy to clean blood off.

    Also, when you're doing the mishy mashy squishy stuff, that should be in the bath.
    Do you like Hannibal?
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Leave it at serah.exe's house
    no one ever goes there.
    Come and be the first guest
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    sell it on tor. some perv would probably pay to take it off me and shag it lol.
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Come and be the first guest
    I'm scared :hide:
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    I'm scared :hide:
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    I had a dream where I had to do this, I ended up cutting the body up and putting it in different bins (probs the most ****ed up dream I've had)
    after I did this in the dream I had to go to a police interview about the disappearance of the dead guy. Literally woke up ******** bricks:bricks:
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    PUT IT (and by put it I mean strap it) IN A (non deciduous) TREE! [if in a dense pine forest it'd be virtually impossible to find]

    Like who the hell thinks "he's gonna hide the body in a tree" and then birds will pick away at it or something and woop you've got an impossible to expect hiding place for a body!
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    Immerse in a warmed biological washing powder solution for a couple of weeks, then strong acid on the little that remains.
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    (Original post by Robby2312)
    Seems like it would be pretty effective.And nobody would go down there to look for evidence.No body=no case.
    The problem is that there are only around five lava lakes in the world at any given time where you can actually do this, and they're not always active all the time. And they're also not in easy to access places. So you'd need to plan everything in advance.
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    step 1. plan murder
    step 2. get job on construction site with lots of diggers and concrete
    step 3. carry out murder
    step 4. dig a big hole
    step 5. place body inside
    step 6. cover up with concrete.

    alternatively, go to the cemetry, look for a recently dug grave, and bury the body in there. no one would suspect a thing....
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    (Original post by courtnic99)
    Do you like Hannibal?
    I haven't actually watched it but I've heard good things
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    (Original post by Sweetpeasw)
    step 1. plan murder
    step 2. get job on construction site with lots of diggers and concrete
    step 3. carry out murder
    step 4. dig a big hole
    step 5. place body inside
    step 6. cover up with concrete.

    alternatively, go to the cemetry, look for a recently dug grave, and bury the body in there. no one would suspect a thing....
    You seem professional !
    How many people have you ever killed ? :afraid:
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    (Original post by Supernova91)
    Drop it in the bottom of the ocean like Optimus prime !
    Dexter did that and I'm pretty sure someone found out.
 
 
 

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