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    "Pugs Bunny"

    "****snake"

    "Cruella Deville"

    I used to be rather immature .
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    **** was a pretty general one for most of them
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    I've noticed everyone calls their teacher by their last name without Mr/Mrs which is really annoying
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Frankenstein
    Rice cakes
    But that was back in year 8 but I gained respect for them after, because maturity grows.
    Did he like rice cakes?

    (Original post by Carthaginian)
    None. I show respect to the people who want me to have a better life.
    How fun :rolleyes:

    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    McMuzza :yep:
    McMuzza bant was the best bant omag :rofl:
    10/10 Geography teacher :yy:
    McMuzza sounds like a wrestling move :rofl:

    (Original post by jape)
    "That ****", "That *****" or "That ****" usually.
    Not to his face I hope

    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    There was one teacher who people called Mr Mariokart (marikar)
    There was one called Mr Grey (everyone just made sexual jokes about him)
    Miss Bumting was one (she was awfully nice0
    50 shades of....

    (Original post by ChemicalBond)
    At university, my friends and I had a naming system for our lecturers if we temporarily forgot their name in the first two years. We took what they teach and gave them a name around that. So our marine biology lecturer was "Fish Lady". A lecturer with an interest in bumblebees was "Mr Bee Man", one who likes fungi was either "Mr Mushroom Man" or "Fun Guy", our geologist was "Rock Lady", etc, etc. Highly original, I know.
    Very creative though!

    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    We called one of my teachers speedo (because it rhymes with paedo :mmm: he was a weird man to say the least....)
    Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:

    (Original post by AfcFob)
    I had a student teacher in Y9 maths (who was my AS teacher last year, coincidentally) who's head was shaped like a TicTac... cue the inevitable nickname "TicTac Tom"
    Was he white, orange or green?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Did he like rice cakes?



    How fun :rolleyes:



    McMuzza sounds like a wrestling move :rofl:



    Not to his face I hope



    50 shades of....



    Very creative though!



    Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:



    Was he white, orange or green?

    Her name was Ms Rice lmao.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Not to his face I hope
    God no. I'm a coward.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Did he like rice cakes?



    How fun :rolleyes:



    McMuzza sounds like a wrestling move :rofl:



    Not to his face I hope



    50 shades of....



    Very creative though!



    Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:



    Was he white, orange or green?
    :erm: ok
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    they used to call me Rupunzel :rolleyes:UWS you'd know why :rofl:
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    (Original post by UWS)

    Did he look hot in speedos though? :holmes:
    dunno
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    At A2 physics we had this girl teaching us that just graduated and was her first job so she was almost the same age as us. We used to say stuff like "alright teach?" and ask her if she regretted taking teaching as a career, 'whats it like teaching classes where no one wants to be there?', and all sorts of banter.

    She had a lot of peach fuzz and im pretty sure the younger year groups must have made fun of her for it because she ended up shaving it off lmao.
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    :erm: ok
    You don't agree

    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    they used to call me Rupunzel :rolleye:UWS you'd know why :rofl:
    Because of your long hair :awesome:

    You shouldn't cut it and actually become Rupunzel
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    (Original post by UWS)
    You don't agree



    Because of your long hair :awesome:

    You shouldn't cut it and actually become Rupunzel
    I have no idea :dontknow: Boxing is not something I know anything about...
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    (Original post by UWS)
    You don't agree



    Because of your long hair :awesome:

    You shouldn't cut it and actually become Rupunzel
    hahaha wasnt planning to cut it!!!
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    (Original post by titfortat)
    We have a bold teacher, so 'thuklo'

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    calling all the indians

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    Well the best one, I didn't even need to. One of the headmaster's name was Mr Gamble. And one day I stood up in an assembly and said "So, do you gamble Mr Gamble?". You can imagine the detentions that came after that.... and every time I saw him I just made references to gambling i.e. "Don't worry about my exam, I'm gonna ACE it "
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    I have no idea :dontknow: Boxing is not something I know anything about...
    Oh... Just say yes then

    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    hahaha wasnt planning to cut it!!!
    :woo:

    Lots of guys like long hair btw :mmm:

    (Original post by elekro)
    Well the best one, I didn't even need to. One of the headmaster's name was Mr Gamble. And one day I stood up in an assembly and said "So, do you gamble Mr Gamble?". You can imagine the detentions that came after that.... and every time I saw him I just made references to gambling i.e. "Don't worry about my exam, I'm gonna ACE it "
    If you had a Mr Proctor, you could say there's a Proctor and Gamble :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Oh... Just say yes then



    :woo:

    Lots of guys like long hair btw :mmm:



    If you had a Mr Proctor, you could say there's a Proctor and Gamble :getmecoat:
    Yes then
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Oh... Just say yes then



    :woo:

    Lots of guys like long hair btw :mmm:



    If you had a Mr Proctor, you could say there's a Proctor and Gamble :getmecoat:
    do they? :hmmm:

    they might like the long hair- just not the face that its attached to :rofl:

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    (Original post by UWS)

    If you had a Mr Proctor, you could say there's a Proctor and Gamble :getmecoat:
    *foreigner alert* what does that mean? :ashamed2:
 
 
 
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