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    (Original post by saraxh)
    Don't want to say it because it was so rude. Lol I was such a bad kid.
    Got a lot of detentions? :mmm:
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    Actually my classmates used to do this.
    I've kept nickname just for one teacher.
    My geography professor was an old man and he used to say me to read the geography book loud and he used to sleep. I was the only geography student in my class. He sometimes bangs himself on the wall. He actually thinks that there was a door. He has cataract in one eye. So I used to call him 'crashed robot'.
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    (Original post by Reshyna)
    Actually my classmates used to do this.
    I've kept nickname just for one teacher.
    My geography professor was an old man and he used to say me to read the geography book loud and he used to sleep. I was the only geography student in my class. He sometimes bangs himself on the wall. He actually thinks that there was a door. He has cataract in one eye. So I used to call him 'crashed robot'.
    :rofl:

    It's mean but tbh I had some bad ones when I was younger too
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Any funny nicknames you give or gave your teachers or lecturers at school or uni?

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    My old physics teacher looked like the KFC colonel so we used to call him "bargain bucket" or "colonel" :rofl:

    Discuss.
    We call our headmaster "choco-chip" because he's bald and has this one mole on top of his head that stands out a mile away.

    To refer to our old chinese teacher, Mr.Zhu, we'd just hold up our pinkie finger. Some guys would call him "baji-ndut".

    We also had another chinese teacher after that, Miss. Fu, who we gave the loving title of "Miss.F.U" <3<3<3<3<3<3
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Got a lot of detentions? :mmm:
    No, I was innocent
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    The only reason I got detentions was because I forgot to do my homework sometimes. :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by saraxh)
    No, I was innocent
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    The only reason I got detentions was because I forgot to do my homework sometimes. :getmecoat:

    'Forgot' :lol:
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    (Original post by prazzyjazzy)
    We call our headmaster "choco-chip" because he's bald and has this one mole on top of his head that stands out a mile away.

    To refer to our old chinese teacher, Mr.Zhu, we'd just hold up our pinkie finger. Some guys would call him "baji-ndut".

    We also had another chinese teacher after that, Miss. Fu, who we gave the loving title of "Miss.F.U" <3<3<3<3<3<3
    Oh, I thought choco-chip was referring to something else.... :erm: Nvm...

    I know a Mrs Fu as well, she runs a takeaway down the road but she's nice so I wouldn't call her F.U unless she messed up my order
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    History (supply) teacher - Mrs Hitler real name god knows
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    Mr Pyle the Paedophile

    We also used to always ask him if he had piles.

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't a pedo, poor man.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Any funny nicknames you give or gave your teachers or lecturers at school or uni?

    Share them!

    My old physics teacher looked like the KFC colonel so we used to call him "bargain bucket" or "colonel" :rofl:

    Discuss.
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    Trump won live with it!
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    (Original post by Kravence)
    **** was a pretty general one for most of them
    repped for that profile pic lol.
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    Mr Pyle the Paedophile

    We also used to always ask him if he had piles.

    I'm pretty sure he wasn't a pedo, poor man.
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    We called one Sybil as she looked like Prunella Scales
 
 
 
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