How to sweep a UK girl off her feet?

This applies to males too.

This applies to males too.

- Are high maintenance

We don't always depend on our men yanno, time and money wise. It works the other way around too, speaking from experience.

- Cook bland food or alternatively don't bother

A lot of us try. I know guys do too, but from what i've seen, food in general, by both sexes, is cooked to be bland until you get to know the tastes of your partner.

- Are aware of their rights

So are men?

- Will demand a hefty divorce settlement

Marry a rich woman and so will you? This also depends on children...oh and again the dependence thing...

- Produce uglier children

Ha. It takes two to tango...

- Degenerate in the looks department from their 30s onwards, unlike no others

Everyone gets wrinkles. Such ignorance.

- Moan a lot

Human nature. We all do.

- Have horrible parents

So why are the wife and the mother in law always at each other's throats?

- Have few morals

Oh my GOD. I'm not even going to bother with this one.

- Have poor dress sense

See last statement.

I wouldn't get half as much jib from a Spanish or Japanese girl!

Have few morals

Why do you say that...because I didn't bother with them? I felt they were too generalising and so blatantly not true. They weren't even based on any logical proof, as the others. I know plenty of women with great dress sense, in fact more than not...but that's not a valid argument because again, it's generalising.

I wouldn't get half as much jib from a Spanish or Japanese girl!

What is it with you with morals?

You're average Italian, French, Spanish woman has a good deal more panache, taste, dress sense, class, morality than you're average British girl.

Maybe so, but I'm not interested in them babe.

Some British women :

- Are high maintenance
- Cook bland food or alternatively don't bother
- Are aware of their rights
- Will demand a hefty divorce settlement
- Produce uglier children
- Degenerate in the looks department from their 30s onwards, unlike no others
- Moan a lot
- Have horrible parents
- Have few morals
- Have poor dress sense

They're not all this bad though.

I intend to raise a family.

Your proof for this?

Your proof for this?

Take a trip to Paris, Barcelona, or Rome - and have a look at the women - and in particular, how they carry themselves. They put British women to shame, they really do.

Yes but you have mentioned morals probably more times than Lord Devlin has. We can have a moral debate if you want in a different thread sometime. Sounds like you will have to leave the country for your family