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    To all UK girls... it is NOT sexy and it is NOT a turn on when you act and dress like cheap ****s... Now we got that cleared up i think you just MAY be able to compete with our continental friends
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    I was only playing by the way.

    Of course this was full of generalisations.

    In my personal opinion though, a well-educated Spanish, Italian, French, Latin American - would probably rank above a British girl. Before I settle down to a life of relative luxury and holiness, I aim to sample as many nationalities as possible. The world extends to beyond Canvey Island, you know?
    Oh I know.

    To each, their own.
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    In my personal opinion though, a well-educated Spanish, Italian, French, Latin American - would probably rank above a British girl. Before I settle down to a life of relative luxury and holiness, I aim to sample as many nationalities as possible. The world extends to beyond Canvey Island, you know?
    What about mixed nationalities, those who have change their nationality and so on? I know someone who is half Italian who would not fit your criteria. What is there to say that a British girl can't do better than any of the others you've sampled?

    It's dangerous to generalise.
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    (Original post by Nik P)
    To all UK girls... it is NOT sexy and it is NOT a turn on when you act and dress like cheap ****s... Now we got that cleared up i think you just MAY be able to compete with our continental friends
    Can I hit you with my stilettos?










    please?
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    Can I hit you with my stilettos?










    please?
    And they're so fickle - I don't see you offering me favours!
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    Can I hit you with my stilettos?










    please?
    Only if you promise to hit me hard...
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    And they're so fickle - I don't see you offering me favours!
    I think I already hit you hard, dearest. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Nik P)
    Only if you promise to hit me hard...
    I'll make it fatal. That's a promise.
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    I'll make it fatal. That's a promise.
    Easy there lassie (pun intended)....
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    (Original post by Nik P)
    Easy there lassie (pun intended)....
    I'll dig you a grave before you continue...
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    I'll dig you a grave before you continue...
    And British women are just too kinky as well...
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    I'll make it fatal. That's a promise.
    Threats to kill is illegal. You of all law students should know better

    *messing around*
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    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
    Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
    Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
    Got a couple of couches asleep on the love seat
    Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    Don't believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    And British women are just too kinky as well...
    Please. I'm practically a nun.









    (Get your mind out of the gutter).
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    Please. I'm practically a nun.









    (Get your mind out of the gutter).
    Are you one of those kinky nuns?... the kind i see on the net... muwhahah
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    (Original post by NDGAARONDI)
    Threats to kill is illegal. You of all law students should know better

    *messing around*
    A good law student knows how to cover up

    Provocation-> diminished responsibility.
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    That's it! I've had it with you! :mad:













    Is a principled man, and doesn't appreciated the advances of loose wenches.
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    (Original post by Nik P)
    Are you one of those kinky nuns?... the kind i see on the net... muwhahah
    God, I didn't see that one coming...
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    doesn't appreciated the advances of loose wenches.
    What are you still doing with yourself then? Surely you should have jumped off a cliff a long time ago...
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    That's it! I've had it with you! :mad:
    Who is you? Too much use of pronouns can lead to mistunderstandings. You don't want your posts criticised like Lucid87 has in the law sub-forum
 
 
 
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