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I'm a master at relationship advice AMA

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are you a virgin ?

:holmes:
Original post by the bear
are you a virgin ?

:holmes:


No. My body count is quite large actually, OH you mean that kind of virgin, no, but not that many.
Original post by the bear
are you a virgin ?

:holmes:


Well... They are on TSR... :wink:
Who would win in a fight: Optimus Prime or Iron Man?
Want to buy me some pizza, Relationship Advice Master? :smile:
Original post by JavaScriptMaster
Who would win in a fight: Optimus Prime or Iron Man?


Iron Man has more testosterone, thus attracting a better mate. Honest men know the biggest threat is a woman's scorn.
Original post by the_malis
Want to buy me some pizza, Relationship Advice Master? :smile:


I don't buy girls pizza until after the third date. It stops me from getting attached too early.
Original post by TheExtrovertGod
I don't buy girls pizza until after the third date. It stops me from getting attached too early.


Master, the girls didn't want pizza, I did :frown:
Original post by the_malis
Master, the girls didn't want pizza, I did :frown:


Son, you must learn to get your own pizza. When you see that pizza, take it, remember, you are the pizza. If you want a pizza dat ass you got to learn to take a slice.
Reply 11
Why can't I get a girl?
Original post by TheExtrovertGod
Son, you must learn to get your own pizza. When you see that pizza, take it, remember, you are the pizza. If you want a pizza dat ass you got to learn to take a slice.


Thank you master.
Reply 13
I have 11 gems, will this help in picking up a girl? Girls like jewellry so...
how far away are the stars? :nooo:
Original post by UWS
I have 11 gems, will this help in picking up a girl? Girls like jewellry so...


My advice is to pick up the new girls on TSR. They will think you are in a position of extraordinary power and crave for your attention. Dangle the opportunity in front of them and you will get thumbs up in places you never imagined.
Original post by Sawniku
Why can't I get a girl?


I can not read minds so need a bit more info, perhaps that is your problem. You are not loud enough.
Original post by sleepysnooze
how far away are the stars? :nooo:


You are the stars.
What experiences make you a master ?
YOU are. You give your life meaning and value.


Original post by Supernova91
What experiences make you a master ?


This isn't an interview, if you do not wish to seek my advice feel free to ignore it.

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