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    Ask away, even if you're gay.
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    are you a virgin ?

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    (Original post by the bear)
    are you a virgin ?

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    No. My body count is quite large actually, OH you mean that kind of virgin, no, but not that many.
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    are you a virgin ?

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    Well... They are on TSR...
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    Who would win in a fight: Optimus Prime or Iron Man?
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    Want to buy me some pizza, Relationship Advice Master?
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    (Original post by JavaScriptMaster)
    Who would win in a fight: Optimus Prime or Iron Man?
    Iron Man has more testosterone, thus attracting a better mate. Honest men know the biggest threat is a woman's scorn.
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    (Original post by the_malis)
    Want to buy me some pizza, Relationship Advice Master?
    I don't buy girls pizza until after the third date. It stops me from getting attached too early.
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    (Original post by TheExtrovertGod)
    I don't buy girls pizza until after the third date. It stops me from getting attached too early.
    Master, the girls didn't want pizza, I did
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    (Original post by the_malis)
    Master, the girls didn't want pizza, I did
    Son, you must learn to get your own pizza. When you see that pizza, take it, remember, you are the pizza. If you want a pizza dat ass you got to learn to take a slice.
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    Why can't I get a girl?
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    (Original post by TheExtrovertGod)
    Son, you must learn to get your own pizza. When you see that pizza, take it, remember, you are the pizza. If you want a pizza dat ass you got to learn to take a slice.
    Thank you master.
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    I have 11 gems, will this help in picking up a girl? Girls like jewellry so...
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    how far away are the stars? :nooo:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    I have 11 gems, will this help in picking up a girl? Girls like jewellry so...
    My advice is to pick up the new girls on TSR. They will think you are in a position of extraordinary power and crave for your attention. Dangle the opportunity in front of them and you will get thumbs up in places you never imagined.
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    Why can't I get a girl?
    I can not read minds so need a bit more info, perhaps that is your problem. You are not loud enough.
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    how far away are the stars? :nooo:
    You are the stars.
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