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    (Original post by Dafock)
    As long as if its not nikki minaj or anything like that. Then im good.
    so what if they said they liked one direction? (just to defend myself i do not like them I'm just wondering haha)
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    - Taller than me
    - Attractive
    - Intelligent
    - Sociable
    - Has my sense of humour
    - Witty
    - Kind

    If they're Irish that helps too
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    "Your mum" is the Swiss army knife of bantery insults. A real all-purpose tool.
    absolutely, a necessity for all those poor souls who lack in the wit department
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    "Your mum" is the Swiss army knife of bantery insults. A real all-purpose tool.
    please tell me you're joking.
    Everyone knows the true comeback is " I know you are, but what am I?"
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    (Original post by Tea2345)
    so what if they said they liked one direction? (just to defend myself i do not like them I'm just wondering haha)
    meh. By music i mean if i were to invite them to a concert they would come and enjoy it.
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    Likes football
    Smart
    Loyal
    Witty
    Kind
    Caring
    Can deal with me not paying her attention when football is on or when i am eating
    Has the same belief as me
    Loves chicken to the death
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    (Original post by Dafock)
    meh. By music i mean if i were to invite them to a concert they would come and enjoy it.
    ah right, pretty sure that would be most girls haha
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    In no particular order:
    Similar height to me
    Dark haired
    Good listener and generally supportive
    Knows how to have a laugh
    Isn't afraid to watch chick flicks with me
    Isn't overly religious ( i m strongly atheist but my fiance being agnostic doesnt really bother me)
    similar attitude to life to me

    My fiance ticked all the boxes for me really and more.
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    (Original post by Tea2345)
    how bad are the jokes aha

    On a scale of one 1 to Hillary Clinton?

    ex
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt6riM2aDLk


    I'd say 6
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Likes football
    Smart
    Loyal
    Witty
    Kind
    Caring
    Can deal with me not paying her attention when football is on or when i am eating
    Has the same belief as me
    what team do you support?
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    Male (a lot of people on here seem to think I'm a guy, I'm not :lol:)
    Long hair, at least shoulder length
    Likes metal and/or rock music
    Likes cats, or at least will tolerate them
    Ideally atheist/non-religious
    Non-smoker

    Kind and caring personality
    Affectionate, likes cuddles
    Happy with quiet nights in
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    Any girl who is a decent human, I haven't set any criteria, peace!
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    (Original post by Tea2345)
    absolutely, a necessity for all those poor souls who lack in the wit department
    It's a staple in the bible of banter, I'll have you know
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    (Original post by Tea2345)
    what team do you support?
    :arsenal:
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    appearance:
    preferably short but, eh, I don't care any more, I'm short af at 5'6 so whatever.
    very light blonde hair, preferably long and messy - but that's an ideal
    thin-ish - without a double chin pls. that would be the threshold.
    big breasts but, ehh, idc really
    if she's got glasses then I don't know why but that would be a plus - I don't really wear them though

    personality:
    at least as intelligent as me, or roughly
    funny pls - or similar sense of humour. black humour.
    likes the same stuff I do, i.e. music, games, shows, activities, etc
    non-religious - that'd be pretty important, honestly
    preferably right wing but, eh, so long as she doesn't make a fuss idc
    strong willed but not stubbornly so
    not dramatic. pls just be chilled out pls. no tears. no anger pls.
    similar age-ish.
    "into pot/psychedelics" would be preetty coool.
    as boring and as anti-social as me would be convenient - I'd probably get too bored otherwise
    somebody who doesn't want me paying for their **** too - that's kind of nice.
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    (Original post by SilverWater)
    On a scale of one 1 to Hillary Clinton?


    I'd say 6
    hahahah well at least you didn't say on a scale of 1 to Donald Trump lol

    must admit I'm a fan of jokes that are so bad they are funny hahah :clap2:
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    I'm lost
    why is being an athiest so attractive LOOOOOl
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    6 ft
    Kind
    Generous
    Booty
    abs
    sharp wit and fierce banter
    tactile
    French
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    :arsenal:
    i support sunderland, or at least my family does so i have had no choice haha
    bottom of the league now
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    It's a staple in the bible of banter, I'll have you know
    you know its bad when people refer to the "bible of banter"
 
 
 
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