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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Getting my trunks pulled down at a swimming pool aged about 12, by a girl (plump, who I'd just thrown abuse at).

    Ever shoplifted? (if so, what)
    Never

    Have you commited any crime whatsoever, if so what as the worst one?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Lots. GBH is probably the worst I'm willing to admit to, but its not GBH because I've never been charged with anything.

    How much money would it take for you to drink a pint of diarrhoea?
    about a fiver im an intern at the moment so skint doesnt tell the half of it (actually id do it for a few grand if i was allowed to be violently sick and have my stomach pumped straight afterwards)

    Conservative Party - ridiculous bunch of old men looking after their golfing cronies or the greatest party in the world?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    The former but add 'anachronistic' and 'closet racists'

    Would you ever pose nude for a magazine?
    yep id love to , maybe Readers Stalkers magazine or Cosmopolian


    How do you like your new doppelganger friend?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    It isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

    Ever seen a dead body?
    Yep the Governor of Irkutsk (region in eastern russia) was assasinated outside a casino near my house and i walked past - they dont bother with western things like covering the deceased body here


    Are you bothered that Friends has finished?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Overjoyed, I can't be forced to watch it by the moosus any more.

    Ever dressed in drag?
    Went as a ballerina to a fancy dress party once, dunno if that counts, got some funny looks in the pub before hand tho


    Are britain gonna fail miserably at the olympics?
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    (Original post by [email protected])
    Went as a ballerina to a fancy dress party once, dunno if that counts, got some funny looks in the pub before hand tho


    Are britain gonna fail miserably at the olympics?
    yes.

    Whats the best way to cure a head cold? Some ******* gave it to me today!
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    More than likely.

    Ever pretended to be the opposite sex on the internet?
    Nope UKL is the first forum/chat site that ive ever posted on, why have you?


    wiwarin_me, housebound star wars fanatic or Quarter back currently nailing the head cheerleader
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Yes of course, in my misspent youth on IRC.

    The former, and mad as a hatter although not quite as daft as he might like people to think.

    Worst injury you've ever had?
    sprained my ankle....jumping down 3 steps when i was 7

    whats your favourite vegetable?
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    (Original post by ruthiepoothie)
    sprained my ankle....jumping down 3 steps when i was 7

    whats your favourite vegetable?
    Roast potatoes

    If you had a farm what animals would you have on it?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Potato.

    If you had to give someone a pound of your flesh, where would you take it from?
    i would take a bit from my thight, some from my bum, a little from my love handles and a little from my arms- is that allowed???

    if you were in a plane crash with your best friend, who died due to the impact, and the only way to stay alive was to eat them, raw...would you do it?
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    (Original post by ruthiepoothie)
    i would take a bit from my thight, some from my bum, a little from my love handles and a little from my arms- is that allowed???

    if you were in a plane crash with your best friend, who died due to the impact, and the only way to stay alive was to eat them, raw...would you do it?
    yes, and id wont her to do the same to me

    Whats your claim to fame?
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    (Original post by [email protected])
    yes, and id wont her to do the same to me

    Whats your claim to fame?
    I have the same sirname as Jenson Button!!
    and also one of my friends from college uncle is stephen Hawking

    Ruthie xx

    have you ever met a famous person?
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    (Original post by ruthiepoothie)
    I have the same sirname as Jenson Button!!
    and also one of my friends from college uncle is stephen Hawking

    Ruthie xx

    have you ever met a famous person?
    (firstly that Jenson Button thing is the worst claim to fame i have ever heard )

    Ive met quite a few

    Kris Akabuse
    John Major (slept at my house)
    Geoff Hoon
    Rachel Stevens
    Will Carling
    Ieuan Evans
    Sean Fitzpatrick
    Vinnie Jones (used to be friends with his daughter)
    and err thats all I can remember

    If you could rename London what would you call it?

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    Who is the best?
    Me.

    Who agrees?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Burger King.

    Which politician said about you, "this is why people dislike politics"?
    :confused: General Hindenbourg?

    Which member would you most like to see immortalised as a statue in Trafalgar square?

    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Burger King.

    Which politician said about you, "this is why people dislike politics"?
    Tony Benn.

    Who let the dogs out?
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    UCL

    Oxford or Cambridge?
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Sodding postman, never shuts the gate after him.

    Do you think you could beat me at arm wrestling?
    probably not

    how much cheese could you eat in an hour do you reckon? (i'm being random i know)
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Sodding postman, never shuts the gate after him.

    Do you think you could beat me at arm wrestling?
    I know I could. Whimp.

    What has frustrated you so far today?
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    (Original post by blissy)
    I know I could. Whimp.

    What has frustrated you so far today?
    We got a new shredding machine at the office and its already broken - and i was really looking forward to playing with it.....


    Whats the coldest place you 've ever been?
 
 
 
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