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    (Original post by theaman)
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because there were construction works on that side, thus obscuring the right of way on that particular side of the pavement.
    thats a bit confusing.. got a diagram?
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    (Original post by theaman)
    Have I done that one before?

    Well, at least you remembered it!


    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because there were construction works on that side, thus obscuring the right of way on that particular side of the pavement.

    have I done this one?

    A blonde walks into a bar and says "can I have a double entendre" so the barman gave her one.

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    (Original post by KerChing)
    thats a bit confusing.. got a diagram?
    Sorry, no.


    What is the nationality of Mr Muscle?

    Polish.
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    have I done this one?

    A blonde walks into a bar and says "can I have a double entendre" so the barman gave her one.

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    LMAO
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    (Original post by theaman)
    Sorry, no.
    ok lol
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    Blonde walks into a library and says to the libarian "Can I have a big mac and large fries please?" The librarian looks at her and replies "Maddam this is a library". She blushes and then whispers "Oh sorry. I'll have a big mac and large fries please".
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    LMAO

    good to know someone appreciates a subtle sense of humour. (of course subtle rather than any good)

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    Oasis are actualy amazing

    probably the best band in the world ever :cool:

    slide Awwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
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    What do you call cheese thats not yours?

    Nacho cheese.
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    (Original post by theaman)
    What do you call cheese thats not yours?

    Nacho cheese.

    wonderful - I'll be using that one.

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    (Original post by musicboy)
    wonderful - I'll be using that one.

    MB
    LOL.

    Two builders and a cymbal fall off a building...

    Ba-dum-chich!
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    (Original post by theaman)
    LOL.

    Two builders and a symbal fall off a building...

    Ba-dum-chich!
    Cymbal, please!

    Don't mean to be pedantic, but I'm a drummer and you have no idea the butchering some people give to words like that! Why does nobody spell giutarre wrong?!
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    (Original post by calumc)
    Cymbal, please!

    Don't mean to be pedantic, but I'm a drummer and you have no idea the butchering some people give to words like that! Why does nobody spell giutarre wrong?!
    LOL - that one was cut and pasted!
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    (Original post by serious narb)
    Oasis are actualy amazing

    probably the best band in the world ever :cool:
    Agreed
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    (Original post by theaman)
    LOL - that one was cut and pasted!
    In that case I'll let you off!
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    I'm sick of having to hang around with my stupid ex-boyfriend and his stupid new girlfriend and pretend like everything's just fine. There.
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    (Original post by sarah101)
    I'm sick of having to hang around with my stupid ex-boyfriend and his stupid new girlfriend and pretend like everything's just fine. There.

    why don't you shoot them?

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    (Original post by sarah101)
    I'm sick of having to hang around with my stupid ex-boyfriend and his stupid new girlfriend and pretend like everything's just fine. There.
    Don't pretend everything's just fine, act how you feel it'll be fun!
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    why don't you shoot them?

    MB
    Then everyone will realise that everything isn't just fine. I'll have to find a more subtle way...

    And 1154 days til what?
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    Don't pretend everything's just fine, act how you feel it'll be fun!
    Good advice :cool:

    What's the point in pretending?
 
 
 
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