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    that's the biggest schlong you can take up the bum?

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    It's too early for this shít.
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    :gasp::spank:
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    (Original post by Plantagenet Crown)
    It's too early for this shít.
    :teehee: opportunity ceased i see...
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    jesus christ :rofl:
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    That analogy is entirely erroneous because the girth of fecal matter does not correspond to potential girth of a penis. This is because feces is mushy and not solid, and instead of leaving the rectum as one long thin snake (congruent to anal circumference), it convenes on the anal cavity and builds up until the weight causes the feces to descend into the lavatory. Thus, an illusion is created suggesting that the recently expelled excreta was of the current girth before it was excreted xxx
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    (Original post by jambojim97)
    That analogy is entirely erroneous because the girth of fecal matter does not correspond to potential girth of a penis. This is because feces is mushy and not solid, and instead of leaving the rectum as one long thin snake (congruent to anal circumference), it convenes on the anal cavity and builds up until the weight causes the feces to descend into the lavatory. Thus, an illusion is created suggesting that the recently expelled excreta was of the current girth before it was excreted xxx
    but i reckon anal still hurts like currys night
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    :rofl:

    Oh wow
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    Do you ever just have a **** that's like a fountain and it splatters up all over the lid because same
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    All the time.
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    absolutely disgusting
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    (Original post by Angry Bird)
    absolutely disgusting
    sounds like you live in a state of denial all the time :innocent:
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    sounds like you live in a state of denial all the time :innocent:
    i ain't gay and any guy who thinks of such a thing is defo gay!!!
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    (Original post by Angry Bird)
    i ain't gay and any guy who thinks of such a thing is defo gay!!!
    thats what closeted people say all the time
 
 
 
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