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    Well there I was, sitting in the Science Library, minding my own business watching youtube videos, when someone came up to me and asked to borrow my stapler. She had large breasts, so I said yes.

    She never came back. Hooker stole my stapler, blatantly.

    What do I do now? I bought another stapler. In future, should I (a) not lend my stapler out (b) ask for surety - like their ID card (c) secure my stapler with something to make it inconvenient to steal - like attaching it to something heavy

    Thoughts please
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    Ingrain the memory of her face deep into your mind. Find her again. Staple her.
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    (Original post by BrainyBengali)
    Ingrain the memory of her face deep into your mind. Find her again. Staple her.
    I wasn't looking at her face. I have no idea what she looks like.
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    (Original post by BrainyBengali)
    Ingrain the memory of her face deep into your mind. Find her again. Staple her.
    ..or more like the memory of her large breasts

    hm, don't trust girls with breast I guess?
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    find her stapler &....

    http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/...30115752_0.jpg
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    Put your items away when they are not in use.
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    What are you going to do to yourself based on the memories?

    (don't answer)
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    (Original post by gemwaters)
    ...Or more like the memory of her large breasts

    hmm, don't trust girls with big breasts I guess?
    Probably a good moral to take from this

    Seriously though, just because they seem nice :perv: doesn't mean they're all good. Trust no-one.

    (Well, really you should always assume everyone has good intentions, but next time ask where they're sitting so you can go get it back whenever).
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    Wait. I'm the victim here
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    You carry a stapler around with you? Do you take it to the park too? Maybe out clubbing as well?
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    (Original post by Quantex)
    You carry a stapler around with you? Do you take it to the park too? Maybe out clubbing as well?
    I have one in my unay bag. I print out a lot of readings and it helps to staple them together. There are no public use staplers in the Science Library.

    If I happen to be out in the park with my bag, naturally the stapler would come too. And, ngl upon occasion I have been out to a club spontaneously, and the stapler has been out (checked into the cloakroom tho).

    Btw, the stapler I'm talking about is the old one - the one that was stolen. The new one hasn't been anywhere yet.
 
 
 
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