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    How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
    nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
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    What's red,white and screams? A baby eating razor blades. [Very old, and there are loads of variations of the same theme].
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    (Original post by JokesOnYoo)
    Ill start.
    How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
    nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
    Please stay forever :rofl:
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?


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    No idea


    Ho ho ho.
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    (Original post by markova21)
    What's red,white and screams? A baby eating razor blades. [Very old, and there are loads of variations of the same theme].
    lol good one
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    Stephen Hawking cosplay by a chair
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    (Original post by JokesOnYoo)
    Ill start.
    How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
    nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
    I don't get it.
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Stephen Hawking cosplay by a chair
    lol

    stephen hawking walked into a bar...
    nah just joking
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    (Original post by markova21)
    I don't get it.
    Do you know what a rave is?
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    If I just reeled a bunch off the top of my head I'd get banned :rofl:
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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Do you know what a rave is?
    Yes.
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    Get ready, cuz these ones are disgusting:

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    What's the best thing about sex with twenty three year olds?
    There's twenty of them.

    What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
    Acne waits till 14 to come on your face.
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    Sanjay the Indian wife beater headbutts his wife every night 7:30 on the dot.
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    (Original post by markova21)
    Yes.
    Ethiopians are hungry. Nail toast to the ceiling, they all jump up trying to get to it, it looks like a rave. That's the joke.
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    (Original post by Wilfred Little)
    Ethiopians are hungry. Nail toast to the ceiling, they all jump up trying to get to it, it looks like a rave. That's the joke.
    Oh I see. LOL. Thanks.
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?


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    No idea


    Ho ho ho.
    I've never heard this one before. I'll remember it now
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A hillbilly's lunch.
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    this is crude but funny

    who are the fastest readers in the world?
    9/11 jumpers, 87 stories under 2 minutes.
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    I was going to make a joke about Jones town but the punch line is too long
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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
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    I was going to make a joke about Jones town but the punch line is too long

 
 
 
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