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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
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    I was going to make a joke about Jones town but the punch line is too long

    I had to do a bit of googling to get this one... but yeah that is ****ed up
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    (Original post by cbreef)
    I had to do a bit of googling to get this one... but yeah that is ****ed up
    Yeah although the entire massacre was really sad, **** Jim Jones what a piece of crap. Especially sad because they killed all the children first and made the parents watch
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?


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    No idea


    Ho ho ho.
    Oh... I thought it was...

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    I was gonna post some but they are too much for this site lmao :lol:
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    I was gonna post some but they are too much for this site lmao :lol:
    Yeah the ones I know would get me in trouble :rofl:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Yeah the ones I know would get me in trouble :rofl:
    Too late, I reported you.
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    Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza?

    A pizza can actually feed a family of four
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    (Original post by Willy Pete)
    Oh... I thought it was...

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    Is that the 2J Fan Car? :gah: IDGAF about the deer :rofl:

    Edit: I love how he just keeps on driving after hitting it. He must've been on a really good lap lol
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Too late, I reported you.
    Don't card me. I'm innocent :puppyeyes:
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    I fostered a Muslim last night.

    All four cans got him right on the back of his head.
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    In one day, Trump got more fat women out walking,

    then Michelle Obama did in 8 years.
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    Muslims threaten..."If Donald Trump becomes president, We will leave the US"
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    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
    Momentum.

    How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
    They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.

    What do Princess Diana & Pink Floyd have in common?
    Their last big hit was the walll.

    Why was Princess Diana so skinny?
    Crash diet.

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    I found all those agessss ago and still rememebr them, they're the best.
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    How do you raise an Ethiopian?

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    Just add water. I'm definitely going hell. (Got this from Reddit)
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
    Momentum.

    How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
    They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.

    What do Princess Diana & Pink Floyd have in common?
    Their last big hit was the walll.

    Why was Princess Diana so skinny?
    Crash diet.

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    I found all those agessss ago and still rememebr them, they're the best.
    Michael Owen scored, Diana hit the post.
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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    Yeah although the entire massacre was really sad, **** Jim Jones what a piece of crap. Especially sad because they killed all the children first and made the parents watch
    I was about ten when this happened. I just had to Google it too. I'm surprised i've never heard of it. Maybe if it had happened on American or European soil it would be more famous. But wow though. Bloody hell.
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    (Original post by markova21)
    I was about ten when this happened. I just had to Google it too. I'm surprised i've never heard of it. Maybe if it had happened on American or European soil it would be more famous. But wow though. Bloody hell.
    It's already a very, very well known incident tbf.

    Surprised a few have had to Google it.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid
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    (Original post by markova21)
    I was about ten when this happened. I just had to Google it too. I'm surprised i've never heard of it. Maybe if it had happened on American or European soil it would be more famous. But wow though. Bloody hell.
    Yeah :/
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    I am so fancy
    even my showers are golden
 
 
 
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