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    Just wondering what I will need to take on my first day at university
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    A dildo, you'll be needing it lard ass...

    Try doing a search, this topic has been done more times than jenna jameson...
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    ^ lol :rolleyes: Atleast it made me laugh.
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    (Original post by MJ_23)
    ^ lol :rolleyes: Atleast it made me laugh.
    and me! good suggestion though hahah.
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    beer and lube
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    (Original post by Investmentboy)
    beer and lube
    I dont like beer!
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    (Original post by cobra01977)
    I dont like beer!
    me neither!!
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    Why the offensive (though funny) replies, guys?
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    (Original post by Funky Chic)
    Just wondering what I will need to take on my first day at university
    A pen - whatever you do, take a pen. Don't be like me.

    Pencil: I've left my pen at home, can I borrow one please?
    Teacher: This is your first day at university and you've forgetten a pen?
    Pencil: Yes
    Teacher: How old are you?
    Pencil: 20
    Teacher: Old enough to remember in future. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN??
    <Some girl at the back of the room>: I have 1 he can borrow!!

    The shame.
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    (Original post by Pencil)
    A pen - whatever you do, take a pen. Don't be like me.

    Pencil: I've left my pen at home, can I borrow one please?
    Teacher: This is your first day at university and you've forgetten a pen?
    Pencil: Yes
    Teacher: How old are you?
    Pencil: 20
    Teacher: Old enough to remember in future. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN??
    <Some girl at the back of the room>: I have 1 he can borrow!!

    The shame.

    You star.
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    Condoms....! No more said!
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    (Original post by Mad Caddie)
    Condoms....! No more said!

    Your a star 2
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    (Original post by Whats_The_411?)
    Your a star 2
    You know what, so are you.

    Mwah
    Mwah
    Mwah

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    (Original post by Mad Caddie)
    You know what, so are you.

    Mwah
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    Mwah


    Thanks mate :cool: . What happened to your sig?
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    (Original post by Whats_The_411?)
    Thanks mate :cool: . What happened to your sig?
    m, (the *****r) edited it to say

    "Note from admin:

    Please do not use sexual references in your signature.....m"

    So I edited it to my liking with a message to the Admin team.
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    (Original post by Mad Caddie)
    m, (the *****r) edited it to say

    "Note from admin:

    Please do not use sexual references in your signature.....m"

    So I edited it to my liking with a message to the Admin team.

    Admin always have to spoil it. :mad:
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    (Original post by Pencil)
    A pen - whatever you do, take a pen. Don't be like me.

    Pencil: I've left my pen at home, can I borrow one please?
    Teacher: This is your first day at university and you've forgetten a pen?
    Pencil: Yes
    Teacher: How old are you?
    Pencil: 20
    Teacher: Old enough to remember in future. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PEN??
    <Some girl at the back of the room>: I have 1 he can borrow!!

    The shame.
    Not a pencil? :rolleyes:
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    Comfy shoes!!!!!

    Cant stress it enough! My RMK kitten heels gave me huge blisters on my 1st day!
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    (Original post by cobra01977)
    I dont like beer!
    I take it you like lube then
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    (Original post by Investmentboy)
    I take it you like lube then
    I wondered how long it would be before somebody spotted that
 
 
 
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