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    Unfortunately nothing really funny happened to me today .
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    (Original post by ||TheUnknown||)
    Kill you? A bit extreme. Who is it? :erm:
    No idea but she seemed pissed
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    (Original post by Fallen Star)
    Unfortunately nothing really funny happened to me today .
    I'm sorry to hear that mike
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    (Original post by starfab)
    Need something to make me laugh :redface:
    Been a while
    What to French people call a really really bad Thursday?

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    A trajeudi :mmm:



    How do you count a large number of cows?

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    With a cowculator. :P


    What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

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    Cuatro cinco. :lol:


    What's black and screams?

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    Stevie Wonder answering the iron. (Ok, not proud of that one)

    That's the best I can do when I'm tired.
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    My lecturer was really confused because he didn't realise num lock was on on his keyboard, and he kept holding up the keyboard and asking us why it was typing 6 when he was pressing O :lol:
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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    I'm sorry to hear that mike
    Are you still calling me Mike?

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    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    My lecturer was really confused because he didn't realise num lock was on on his keyboard, and he kept holding up the keyboard and asking us why it was typing 6 when he was pressing O :lol:
    Awh haha bless his heart

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    Are you still calling me Mike?

    Your 'mother' calls you mike all the time as seen in S3E3
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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    I got up 2 hours ago to an empty house
    Lazy as ****.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2ZXaD4Z6k
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    (Original post by Willy Pete)
    Lazy as ****.
    Thanks
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    Myself. Sent my friend a funny Snapchat video tehe
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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    Thanks
    No problem, here to help.
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    (Original post by MadVisionary)
    What to French people call a really really bad Thursday?

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    A trajeudi :mmm:





    How do you count a large number of cows?

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    With a cowculator. :P




    What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

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    Cuatro cinco. :lol:




    What's black and screams?

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    Stevie Wonder answering the iron. (Ok, not proud of that one)



    That's the best I can do when I'm tired.
    i cant believe i actually laughed at all of them :rofl:
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    ??
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    (Original post by queenofswords)
    Thats amazing hahah
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    i cant believe i actually laughed at all of them :rofl:
    Hahaha 100% success rate?! Glad to hear, I'll make sure the **** jokes keep on comin'.

    P.S what was David Bowie's last hit?

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    Heroin, probably
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    (Original post by MadVisionary)
    P.S what was David Bowie's last hit?

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    Heroin, probably

    Damn man
 
 
 
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