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    (Original post by cambio wechsel)
    Oh I didn't need to hear the results: I was peeing a stream of molten lava. Still, quick course of antibiotics and thereafter right as rain.
    as in blood?

    (Original post by DabThruALevels)
    Omg :shock: das nasteh! I feel sorry for her, thats frikkin humiliating. It must have followed her all the way through secondary

    Although i think i did that once at home when i was like 4 years old and both bathrooms were occupied It still haunts meh :emo: watch how my siblings embarrass me and tell my future husband :cry: but at least for me i was a toddler and it was at home.

    Whats worse is that there was this one boy who had diarrhoea this one time and lets just say things didnt end well :puke:
    lmao at last sentence.

    And when I was 3 I wrote on the walls with my poo. Nothing beats that.
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    I peed in the girls' toilets at school.
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    On Donald Trumps chest
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    as in blood?



    lmao at last sentence.

    And when I was 3 I wrote on the walls with my poo. Nothing beats that.
    :rofl: you win Connor
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    (Original post by DabThruALevels)
    Once a wazzock, always a wazzock <3 hmm i'll consider it, but tbh i'd prolly just drown Sorry Yozhua

    I forgiveth thee

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    is your fault bc you scared me :cry:
    I don't mind being a wazzock as long as I'm your wazzock <3 Nuuuu don't drown, me save youuu And ahem, me not Yozhua

    Okays I forgive you
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    How did I scare youuuu? Wat I do
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    (Original post by I'mJustSomeGuy)
    I don't mind being a wazzock as long as I'm your wazzock <3 Nuuuu don't drown, me save youuu And ahem, me not Yozhua

    Okays I forgive you
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    How did I scare youuuu? Wat I do

    Sorry, didnt recieve a notification for this.
    Sorry but what makes you think you're worthy of being my wazzock???
    I joke, you is my one and only wazzock :hugs:

    What are you forgiving me for? :lol:

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    You put a snake in my bed
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    (Original post by DabThruALevels)
    Sorry, didnt recieve a notification for this.
    Sorry but what makes you think you're worthy of being my wazzock???
    I joke, you is my one and only wazzock :hugs:

    What are you forgiving me for? :lol:

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    You put a snake in my bed
    Is okay
    You better be jokin or imma cri

    Urmm I literally can't remember xD

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    That's what you get for mentioning Chris Evans all the time
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    Assembly in primary school cus teacher wouldn't let me go toilet
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    (Original post by I'mJustSomeGuy)
    Is okay
    You better be jokin or imma cri

    Urmm I literally can't remember xD

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    That's what you get for mentioning Chris Evans all the time


    I is jokkin (although you's cute when you cwi. You cute when you everything <3 )

    loool you fookin goldfish :lol:

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    So i mention a name and you grt to put a snake in my bed? You're gonna wake up to a cow sitting on your head tmo babe
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    a little bin
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    i was 10 and I must admit I did feel slightly guilty
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    (Original post by DabThruALevels)
    I is jokkin (although you's cute when you cwi. You cute when you everything <3 )

    loool you fookin goldfish :lol:

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    So i mention a name and you grt to put a snake in my bed? You're gonna wake up to a cow sitting on your head tmo babe

    Shush you You da cute one <3

    Looooool you can't talk cos you is a goldfish too xD

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    You mentioned HIS name. HIS name is now illegal, therefore snake in bed And oh, such threats many wow (please don't do that to meh )
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    (Original post by I'mJustSomeGuy)
    Shush you You da cute one <3

    Looooool you can't talk cos you is a goldfish too xD

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    You mentioned HIS name. HIS name is now illegal, therefore snake in bed And oh, such threats many wow (please don't do that to meh )

    You da cutest bebeh :love:

    Shhhhhhhh :shh: we both goldfishes

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    Oh wow so you can create laws now can you? Snake in bed means no room for you babes. That what you want? (I will do it as payback)
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    (Original post by DabThruALevels)
    You da cutest bebeh :love:

    Shhhhhhhh :shh: we both goldfishes

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    Oh wow so you can create laws now can you? Snake in bed means no room for you babes. That what you want? (I will do it as payback)
    No. Just no okay. Just...no. You is da cutest, not me, YOU :love:

    Looooool you got that right

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    Okays me sowwi, me no create laws and me no do what I did (what did I do again? lol) Is not what I want, me sowwi me sowwi me sowwi me sowwi me sowwi me sowwi me sowwi.
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    I pee'd my bed once as an adult. I was very drunk and must have been in some sort of coma but waking up the next day in a wet bed was a pretty grim experience. I felt so much shame.
 
 
 
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