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The Spark tests...

I'm bored and I imagine with the lovely weather other people are too.

So if anyone feels like taking some tests (http://community.sparknotes.com/sparktests.epl) I'll rank you all. :smile:


Thanks Fleff!
Greed test:
1. AntiMagicMan - 85%
1. Everdawn - 50%
2. HS - 48%
3. Acaila - 43%
4. imasillynarb 35%
4. sparklyteacosie - 35%
5. Kikzenn - 28%
5. ArisGreenLeaf - 28%
6.Chubb - 25%
7. Bezza - 23%
7. SiAny - 23%
7. Fleff - 23%
8. Orange soap - 18%
9. *Joanna* - 10%

Wench test (aka Slut test - they renamed it for some reason):
1. Acaila - 40%
2. Everdawn - 39%
3. HS - 38%
3. sparklyteacosie - 38%
4. Sarky - 33%
5. ArisGreenLeaf - 27%
6. SiAny - 25%
7. Fleff - 16%
8. *Joanna* - 13%


Stress test:
1. AntiMagicMan - 3 % (, I wanted to be the stress-free person )
2. HS - 8%
2. *Joanna* - 8%
3. Bezza - 9%
4. Chubb - 11%
4. SiAnY - 11%
5. Kikzen - 13%
5. Stan G - 13%
6. imasillynarb - 14%
7. Amb - 15%
8. Acalia - 17%
9. ArisGreenLeaf - 20%
10. Fleff - 23%
11. Sparklyteacosie - 24%
12. maatdi_2000 - 28%
12. Orange soap - 28%


Dateable test:
1. Kokopops - 75%
1. Chubb - 75%
2. Kikzen - 71%
2. Randdom - 71%
2. Waiting2smile - 71%
3. *Joanna* - 69%
3. imasillynarb 69%
4. HS - 67%
5. Stan G - 65%
5. SiAnY - 65%
6. Fleff - 64%
6. Orange soap - 64%
7. MadNatSci 63%
8. ArisGreenLeaf - 62%
9. Corey - 58%
9. Bezza - 58%
10. Sparklyteacosie - 56%
11. Acaila - 53%

Personality test:
No particular order, I've grouped the same ones together though...
Kikzen - You are a Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet!
*Joanna* - You are a Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet!
Fleff - You are a Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet!
Orange soap - You are a Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet!
Sarky - You are a Performer!
Waiting2smile - You are a Performer!
HS - You are an Artist!
Acalia - You are an Artist!
Stan G - You are an Experimenter!
Coss@ck - You are a Mentor!
Amb1 - I'm an Accountant!
AntiMagicMan - You are a Judge!
Wise One - I am a dreamer!
Chubb - You are a politician!
Everdawm - You are a Guru!
LifeWired - You are a mastermind!
Corey - You are a mastermind!
Imasillynarb - You are a businessman
ArisGreenLeaf - You are a Prober!

Unitelligent test:
1. Sparkylteacosie - 56%
2. HS - 61%
2. *Joanna* - 61%
3. imasillynarb 72%
3. Cossack - 72%
4. Bezza - 73%
5. Fleff - 78%
5. Chubb - 78%
5. Wise One - 78%
5. AntiMagicMan - 78%
5. Orange soap - 78%
5. AnitMagicMan - 78%
6. Kikzen - 83%

Death test (RIP):
1. Corey - Tuesday, November 6th 2074 at the ripe old age of 87 years old.
2. Bezza - Monday, October 22nd 2068, at the ripe old age of 82 years old.
3. Waiting2smile - Wednesday, April 18th 2068 at the ripe old age of 81 years old.
4. sparklyteacosie - Wednesday, July 5th 2062 at the tender age of 75 years old
4. AntiMagicMan - Monday, April 26th 2060 at the tender age of 75 years old
5. Kikzen - Wednesday, December 11th 2058 at the tender age of 72 years old.
5. Thursday, January 22nd 2060 at the tender age of 72 years old.
5. Chubb - Friday, March 7th 2059, 72 years old
6. Fleff - Wednesday, May 12th 2060 at the tender age of 71 years old.
6. Orange soap - Monday, May 14th 2057 at the tender age of 71 years old
7. *Joanna* - Saturday, June 3rd 2056 at the tender age of 70 years old.
8. Everdawn - Monday, October 16th 2056 at the tender age of 69 years old.
8. Ramaya - Friday, March 30th 2057 at the tender age of 69 years old.
8. Maattdi_2000 - At the tender age of 69 years old.
9. HS -Thursday, March 29th 2057 - at the tender age of 68 years old.
10. MadNatSci - At the tender age of 66 years old.
11. Coss@ck - Saturday, January 25th 2042 at the tender age of 56 years old.
12. Mobbdeeprob - Saturday, August 18th 2040 at the tender age of 53 years old.

Jerk test:
1. imasillynarb 46%
2. AnitMagicMan - 43%
3. HS - 40%
4. Kikzen - 38%
4. Corey - 38%
5. Stan G - 35%
6. Coss@ck - 31%
7. Bezza - 23%
7. Fleff - 23%
8. Wise One - 22%
8. Chubb - 22%
9. Orange soap - 15%

Love test:
1. *Joanna* - 52%
2. Acalia - 42%
3. imasillynarb 25%
4. Corey - 19%
5. Chubb - 8%


Right, that's it so far. I'll update this every now and then to keep up to date. If you spot a mistake, please tell me...

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Reply 1

Oooh I like these :smile:
Want us to post results here?

Reply 2

Acaila
Oooh I like these :smile:
Want us to post results here?



Yes please :biggrin:

Reply 3

You exhibit a Stress Factor of ((( 13% )))

71% Dateable!

28% Greedy!

You are a Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet!
(Submissive Introverted Concrete Feeler)

83% Untelligent!

You can expect to die on: Wednesday, December 11th 2058 At the tender age of 72 years old.

38% Jerk!

more coming :tongue: (wow am i bored)

Reply 4


Personality Test:

You are a Performer!
(Dominant Extroverted Abstract Feeler)
You are a PERFORMER (DEAF)— personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.
You have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible that you're Madonna.

Reply 5

65% Dateable - I wish I was as smooth as Kikzen :wink:

Personality - You are an Experimenter!
(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)

35% Jerk!

13% Stressed!

Death Test: Monday, January 30th 2073 At the ripe old age of 88 years old.

Reply 6

33% Wench!

They don't like canadians very much do they?

10. Have you ever done something completely disgusting, like going to Canada, just because someone paid you? :biggrin: :biggrin:

Reply 7

15% stressed :cool:

Reply 8

Personality test

You are a Mentor!
(Submissive Extroverted Abstract Thinker)
You are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.

The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.

You're the reason that people say teachers are also students. You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.

You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.

Reply 9

I'm an Accountant!
(Submissive Introverted Concrete Thinker)
You are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)— reserved, meticulous, and dependable. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.
There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:

male
female
Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

Reply 10

40% wench :smile:

Reply 11

58% dateable - 70% of people are more dateable than me :frown:
23% greedy - 74% of people are less greedy than me :frown:
23% jerk - 81% of people are more jerkier than me
78% untelligent

I'm going to die on Monday, October 22nd 2068, at the ripe old age of 82 years old. <- I'm gonna live longer than kikzen! :biggrin:

Reply 12

You will die on

Saturday, January 25th 2042

At the tender age of 56 years old.

:eek: and im likely to either die of alcoholism or a drug overdose - so that'll be fun

Reply 13

Bezza


I'm going to die on Monday, October 22nd 2068, at the ripe old age of 82 years old. <- I'm gonna live longer than kikzen! :biggrin:

and almost thirty years longer than me :redface:

Reply 14

23% Greedy!
25% Wench!

Reply 15

53% dateable :frown:
and 42% in love :smile:
17% stressed :eek:
43% greedy! :confused:

Reply 16

I'm only 9% stressed!

Reply 17

31% Jerk!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 28%!

Reply 18

Greed test:
23%

Wench test:
16%

Stress test:
21%

Dateable test:
64%

Personality test:
You are a Helper Who Finds Missing Children Over The Internet!
(Submissive Introverted Concrete Feeler)
You are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people— which means you are the shy and silent type (hence the Internet.) But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.


Unitelligent test:
78% - I'm a sly and resourceful woman...

Death test (RIP):
Wednesday, May 12th 2060
At the tender age of 71 years old.

Jerk test:
23%

Reply 19

Personality Test

You are a Judge!
(Dominant Introverted Concrete Thinker)

You are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you solve complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think that you don't act irrationally a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.