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    I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. :toofunny:
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    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put the D in U :sexface:
    This one is the winner. Lmfao.
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    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put the D in U :sexface:

    you deserve a gold star :rofl:
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    Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven??
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    (Original post by EC)
    This one is the winner. Lmfao.
    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)

    you deserve a gold star :rofl:
    Thank you ladies
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    You're more special than relativity.
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    F*** me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist don't they?

    Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it!

    You know who you really look like? My next girlfriend.
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    Are you a straight line graph because i am currently experiencing Y=mx+C
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    Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you. :mmm:
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    Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

    You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together. :rofl:

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    Chemists do it on the table periodically.
    :O
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    You can call me squirrel because I'm gonna bury my nuts in you
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    Are you Cinderella because I see that dress coming off at midnight
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    F*** me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist don't they?

    Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it!

    You know who you really look like? My next girlfriend.
    (Original post by SuperHuman98)
    Are you a straight line graph because i am currently experiencing Y=mx+C
    You guys can do better
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

    You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together. :rofl:

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    Chemists do it on the table periodically.
    :O

    periodic table pick up lines :sogood::sogood::sogood::sogood:
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    Lychee627 hamza772000 mr T 999



    show us what you've got :sexface:
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    keep it halal of course :yep:

    Queen Asma :ahee::jumphug:

    Long time no see :moon: missed you :cry2: and thanks for the mentioned

    Girl, let me supply your demand, cause I love the way you shift those curves. :sexface:
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?


    Damn girl, you remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you........

    i have witnesses these in action....and believe me...they dont work :rofl:
    :toofunny:

    anything that starts with "damn girl" never ends well.

    But your 1st one if I did pick up lines...that would be the 1

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    "Are you made of copper? 'Cause I Cu in bed with me "

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    If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? :mmm:


    OOOOOOOOOOOOH I LIKE DIS
    :rofl: I bet you would like that one
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    You're more special than relativity.
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    AHHAHHAHA

    Terrible. :lol:
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
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    ooooh Dafock and Spock's Socks tough game :sexface:
    Do you have pet insurance?... because i'm about to destroy you pussy
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    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    You can call me squirrel because I'm gonna bury my nuts in you
    thats gona get a drink thrown on you rofl
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    Ooh I have one:

    Are you looking at me...cos I'm looking at you :sexface:

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