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    Is your name Spring? You'll be coming soon.
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    (Original post by mr T 999)
    Queen Asma :ahee::jumphug:

    Long time no see :moon: missed you :cry2: and thanks for the mentioned

    Girl, let me supply your demand, cause I love the way you shift those curves. :sexface:
    Missed you too :cry2:
    if a guy used that pick up line on me i would buy him an engagement ring :sexface:

    (Original post by 0to100)
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    anything that starts with "damn girl" never ends well.

    But your 1st one if I did pick up lines...that would be the 1





    :rofl: I bet you would like that one
    DO YOU HAVE A PICK UP LINE?
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    periodic table pick up lines :sogood::sogood::sogood::sogood:
    From EPQ to Periodic Table pick up lines :rofl: I have more XD
    Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.
    Hey baby, I've got my ion you!
    You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
    LOOOOOL
    (Original post by 0to100)
    :toofunny:

    anything that starts with "damn girl" never ends well.

    But your 1st one if I did pick up lines...that would be the 1





    :rofl: I bet you would like that one
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    (Original post by Danny the Geezer)
    Terrible. :lol:
    You love it really, Dan the Man :mmm:
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Ooh I have one:

    Are you looking at me...cos I'm looking at you :sexface:

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    U SEEM LIKE SOMEONE WITH CORNY CHEESEY PICK UP LINES :yep: englighten us all oh 0to100 with your wisdom of pick up lines :cry2:
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    This though 😂😂😂
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    Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)


    DO YOU HAVE A PICK UP LINE?
    ..who're you yelling at? I'm here for the giggles. Calm it sista.
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    Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like you fell on your face.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Is your name Spring? You'll be coming soon.
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    YOU CAN DOO BETTER :bawling:
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    (Original post by Dafock)
    Do you have pet insurance?... because i'm about to destroy you pussy
    this is too graphic :rofl::toofunny:and who the hell are pets? :hmmm: do you refer to girls as pets. I smell my hidden feminist beast coming out :hmmm:
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    This is genuinely how I'd ask someone to be my GF though

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    There's going to be one less planet in our solar system after I destroy Uranus :sexface:
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    Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
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    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    There's going to be one less planet in our solar system after I destroy Uranus :sexface:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    This is genuinely how I'd ask someone to be my GF though

    Fix yourself and ask me plz.

    And PRSOM.
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    I dont normal people use these lol
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    I dunno if this counts as cheesy but this has always been my fave:

    "Did you know, the second best way to get a woman into bed is to make her laugh?"
    "Oh, really? What's the best way then?"
    "The big knife I keep in my sock!!"
    *Laughs*
    "Wise choice..."
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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    I dont normal people use these lol
    Shhh i know your here taking notes to say to your future xalimo :grin:
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Fix yourself and ask me plz.

    And PRSOM.
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    Can i borrow a kiss cause i promise i'll give it back :sexface:
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    Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you! :love:
 
 
 
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