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      (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
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      show us what you've got :sexface:
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      keep it halal of course :yep:

      Naaa im alright
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      (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
      Whats yours.
      Mine isnt original
      Hey are you wifi cause im feeling a connection :sexface:

      Yo i see God blessed with everything but my number :sexface:

      I never use any of them :sad:


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      I lost my teddy bear, can I take you to bed instead? :perv:
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      You israeli hot
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      Do you live on the ISS? Because I want to dock in your air lock.
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      (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
      You're more special than relativity.
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      AHHAHHAHA

      Is your name Google, because you've got everything I'm searching for.

      Is your last name McDonald's, because I'm loving it.
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      (Original post by Kyx)
      Is your name Google, because you've got everything I'm searching for.

      Is your last name McDonald's, because I'm loving it.
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      (Original post by Kyx)
      Is your name Google, because you've got everything I'm searching for.

      Is your last name McDonald's, because I'm loving it.
      Are you KFC? Cause you're finger licking good:sexface:


      I mean urmm

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      Are you KFC? Cause you're finger licking good:sexface:


      I mean urmm

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      (Original post by Kyx)
      erm
      Hahahaha

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      Are you L'oréal, because you're worth it.
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      (Original post by Kyx)
      Are you L'oréal, because you're worth it.
      Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears

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      (Original post by Andy98)
      Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears

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      Hmmmmm
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      does your family like japanese cartoons ?

      because i would like to Pokeyourmum
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      (Original post by DirtyJesus)
      Change your avatar, no one likes somali chicks.
      No.
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      Hey, are you a stamp? Because I think you're first class.

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