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    Me: "My watch is magical."

    Her: "What's so special about it?"

    "It is telling me you aren't wearing any knickers."

    "But I have some on!"

    *taps watch* "Oh, it must be an hour fast."
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    Walk up to a girl at a club.

    Me: Excuse me, can I ask you something?
    Her: Sure!
    Me: Do you find me attractive?
    Her: Yeah, you are.
    Me: Then what's excuse for not kissing me?

    Works every time.
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    (Original post by Pigster)
    Me: "My watch is magical."

    Her: "What's so special about it?"

    "It is telling me you aren't wearing any knickers."

    "But I have some on!"

    *taps watch* "Oh, it must be an hour fast."
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    Your legs look tired....probably because you have been running in my mind ALL DAYYYY XD
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    I hear you are good at algebra, will you replace my eX without asking Y? :mmm:
    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    ALMOST as cheesy as your username!



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    (Original post by Banana00)
    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    ALMOST as cheesy as your username!



    Banana
    ehehehhee
    Banana, you appeel to me :rofl:
    XD
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    ehehehhee
    Banana, you appeel to me :rofl:
    XD
    :laugh::laugh:

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    ... I can't come up with a banterous response
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    ... Sorry
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    :emo:


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    Do you want me to butter your buns?

    from the movie "Mean Girls"
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    (Original post by Banana00)
    :laugh::laugh:

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    it's ok :love::bl::mmm:
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    Excuse me I think you are really cute. Can I kiss you ?
    - You can always return the kiss if you don't like it ~
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    If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    Whats yours.
    Mine isnt original
    Hey are you wifi cause im feeling a connection :sexface:

    Yo i see God blessed with everything but my number :sexface:

    I never use any of them :sad:


    This is a COMPETITION best cheesey pick up lines will indicated by the most rep




    UWS WoodyMKC Angry Bird RDKGames SuperHuman98 serah.exe show everyone what you've got :sexface:
    Are you a hairdresser? coz ur giving me an extension
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Are you a hairdresser? coz ur giving me an extension
    Is that meant to be dirty :mmm::hmmm:
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    Are you a vegetable?
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    Because you belong in a wheelchair
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    Is that meant to be dirty :mmm::hmmm:
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    So far the leaderboard is
    1st retro_turtles with 7 reps
    1st Spock's Socks with 7 reps
    2nd Dafock with 6 reps
    2nd CleverSquirrel with 6 reps
    3rd AndrewSCO with 5 reps

    :excited:
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    :cry2: I thought you were pure minded.
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    So far the leaderboard is
    1st retro_turtles with 7 reps
    1st Spock's Socks with 7 reps
    2nd Dafock with 6 reps
    2nd CleverSquirrel with 6 reps
    3rd AndrewSCO with 5 reps

    :excited:
    oh is this a competition, I wouldnt have repped anyone if i knew
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    So far the leaderboard is
    1st retro_turtles with 7 reps
    1st Spock's Socks with 7 reps
    2nd Dafock with 6 reps
    2nd CleverSquirrel with 6 reps
    3rd AndrewSCO with 5 reps

    :excited:
    oh yeah, Spock's Socks we are superior
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    (Original post by Dafock)
    oh is this a competition, I wouldnt have repped anyone if i knew
    Silly boy :rofl:
 
 
 
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