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    inb4 ttingtox comes on to this thread and makes an unfunny comment
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    Part 9 – The Ritual to Retrieve the Red Reputation

    TheOtherSide. , using a small knife, cut the flesh of 13 1 20 8 42 . Blood trickled down onto the hankerchief.

    TSR Mustafa dragged his lifeless body towards the whimpering Rhythmical , who immediately shuffled to support him. XOR_ kept a watchful eye.

    “Now the ritual commences”, AndrewSCO announced.

    “What is ritual for?” asked Edminzodo

    “The ritual to recover the long lost negative rep from the swamps of the time vortex” wolfmoon88 responded.

    bizzy_penguin started to mutter some words, a strange language… Suddenly the others joined in…

    “What the hell is going on?” BurstingBubbles enquired.

    “They can’t be serious, it won’t work, surely?” added StrawbAri

    The mutters intensified…………..

    “Okay this is creeping me out..” said SinsNotTragedies

    @Andrewsco raised his voice suddenly, it became clear what he was saying, “Efaky mezh uuuuuuuuji, efaky mezh uuuuuuuuji, EFAKY MEZH UUUUUUUUJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


    There was a burst of light and a vortex opened in the centre of the room, blinding everyone within it for a moment……
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    Meanwhile in the janitor’s room, Plagioclase had exceeded his own expectations.

    ‘Managed to eat all but 2 bourbons, impressive. Left some for the mice too! I should probably do what I’m paid to do now..'

    He turned on his computer, an ancient Windows XP thing, it took some time. After a few games of tetris, eventually he checked the CCTV footage.

    “Wtaf!?!!!!!!!”


    He grabbed a bucket and a mop and dashed out of his safe space…

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    ForestShadow , with Rhaenys10 in his arms, was the first to regain vision.

    A large multi-coloured vortex, spinning at excessive speeds was before him.Gusts of wind had somehow come with it. He saw UWS , SeanFM, Zacken and Plantagenet Crown who had stopped debating with Hydeman once and for all (tbc). They stared back in awe.

    IKEAPanda37 mustered up the courage to ninja TheOtherSide. down so there were no guards in his way, he was free. serah.exe did the same to @wolfmoon88, the coast was clear for her row.

    Nirvana1989-1994 , TheonlyMrsHolmes , Paracosm , titfortat , Captain Jack , Fox Corner , Bluebutterfly310 , Edminzodo , Snufkin , CleverSquirrel hezzlington got up from their seat and tried to arm themselves as best they could as they stepped out from the aisles of the chairs and approached the vortex.

    It seemed as though @andrewsco, @tsr Mustafa and XOR_ were in some sort of trance. The louder their chanting got, the less conscious they seemed…

    @uws went pale.

    @Rhythmical ran, free from being watched, to be beside @13 1 20

    “Ok we must be able to do something” Saba XD said, as the group encircled the vortex.

    “What?” replied CoolCavy

    04MR17 had a brainwave, “maybe if we join in with the weirdass chanting we could –“

    “OMG we could totally overload their ritual” interrupted CheeseIsVeg

    Suddenly, in ran the janitor, dressed with a bucket on top of his head and a mop in his arm. He had come prepared.

    “Wtaf is going on?!!”

    the beaɾ filled him in and the group began to chant more quickly.

    @andrewsco’s eyes flickered, showing their whites, @XOR_ suddenly fell to the ground, swiftly followed by @UWS who tried to catch him. @tsr Mustafa and @andrewsco continued to chant until there was a loud ROAR coming from the vortex.

    Out sprung a familiar, horrifying, repelling figure.

    “I NEVER LEAVE TSR, AND YOU SHALL NEVER LEAVE THIS ROOM MWUAHAHAHA”

    It was Ttingtox, the ritual had failed – but it had turned into something much, much worse….

    Stay tuned for part 10 – tomorrow
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    With thanks to UWS bizzy_penguin and Plagioclase for this part's inspiration


    this is a masterpiece Cheese
    guessing this is now rated 15? 🙂
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    (Original post by bizzy_penguin)
    this is a masterpiece Cheese
    guessing this is now rated 15? 🙂
    :toofunny: Are you sure? XD I actually can't stop laughing, someone send help XD
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Thank you for your help btw! Helped me to come up with the 2nd half of this part :yep:
    Just you wait til the next part :mmm:
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    :toofunny: Are you sure? XD I actually can't stop laughing, someone send help XD
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Thank you for your help btw! Helped me to come up with the 2nd half of this part :yep:
    Just you wait til the next part :mmm:
    I'm at college tomorrow morning, so definately will looking forward to this
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    (Original post by bizzy_penguin)
    I'm at college tomorrow morning, so definately will looking forward to this
    :thumbsup:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
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    I bet Sheffield Hallam is kinda jealous of this thread 😂😂😂
    Ttingtox beat us to it - I wonder what they look like...
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    (Original post by bizzy_penguin)
    I bet Sheffield Hallam is kinda jealous of this thread 😂😂😂
    Ttingtox beat us to it - I wonder what they look like...

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    inb4 ttingtox comes on to this thread and makes an unfunny comment
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      All these arguing jokes, yet I somehow doubt even one of you nominated me for the appropriate TSR award. :hand:

      FYI, I'm pro-marriage. :teehee:
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      good night charlie
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      (Original post by serah.exe)
      :rofl:

      (Original post by Hydeman)
      All these arguing jokes, yet I somehow doubt even one of you nominated me for the appropriate TSR award. :hand:

      FYI, I'm pro-marriage. :teehee:
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      good night charlie
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      (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
      Part 9 – The Ritual to Retrieve the Red Reputation

      TheOtherSide. , using a small knife, cut the flesh of 13 1 20 8 42 . Blood trickled down onto the hankerchief.

      TSR Mustafa dragged his lifeless body towards the whimpering Rhythmical , who immediately shuffled to support him. XOR_ kept a watchful eye.

      “Now the ritual commences”, AndrewSCO announced.

      “What is ritual for?” asked Edminzodo

      “The ritual to recover the long lost negative rep from the swamps of the time vortex” wolfmoon88 responded.

      bizzy_penguin started to mutter some words, a strange language… Suddenly the others joined in…

      “What the hell is going on?” BurstingBubbles enquired.

      “They can’t be serious, it won’t work, surely?” added StrawbAri

      The mutters intensified…………..

      “Okay this is creeping me out..” said SinsNotTragedies

      @Andrewsco raised his voice suddenly, it became clear what he was saying, “Efaky mezh uuuuuuuuji, efaky mezh uuuuuuuuji, EFAKY MEZH UUUUUUUUJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


      There was a burst of light and a vortex opened in the centre of the room, blinding everyone within it for a moment……
      ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

      Meanwhile in the janitor’s room, Plagioclase had exceeded his own expectations.

      ‘Managed to eat all but 2 bourbons, impressive. Left some for the mice too! I should probably do what I’m paid to do now..'

      He turned on his computer, an ancient Windows XP thing, it took some time. After a few games of tetris, eventually he checked the CCTV footage.

      “Wtaf!?!!!!!!!”


      He grabbed a bucket and a mop and dashed out of his safe space…

      ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


      ForestShadow , with Rhaenys10 in his arms, was the first to regain vision.

      A large multi-coloured vortex, spinning at excessive speeds was before him.Gusts of wind had somehow come with it. He saw UWS , SeanFM, Zacken and Plantagenet Crown who had stopped debating with Hydeman once and for all (tbc). They stared back in awe.

      IKEAPanda37 mustered up the courage to ninja TheOtherSide. down so there were no guards in his way, he was free. serah.exe did the same to @wolfmoon88, the coast was clear for her row.

      Nirvana1989-1994 , TheonlyMrsHolmes , Paracosm , titfortat , Captain Jack , Fox Corner , Bluebutterfly310 , Edminzodo , Snufkin , CleverSquirrel hezzlington got up from their seat and tried to arm themselves as best they could as they stepped out from the aisles of the chairs and approached the vortex.

      It seemed as though @andrewsco, @tsr Mustafa and XOR_ were in some sort of trance. The louder their chanting got, the less conscious they seemed…

      @uws went pale.

      @Rhythmical ran, free from being watched, to be beside @13 1 20

      “Ok we must be able to do something” Saba XD said, as the group encircled the vortex.

      “What?” replied CoolCavy

      04MR17 had a brainwave, “maybe if we join in with the weirdass chanting we could –“

      “OMG we could totally overload their ritual” interrupted CheeseIsVeg

      Suddenly, in ran the janitor, dressed with a bucket on top of his head and a mop in his arm. He had come prepared.

      “Wtaf is going on?!!”

      the beaɾ filled him in and the group began to chant more quickly.

      @andrewsco’s eyes flickered, showing their whites, @XOR_ suddenly fell to the ground, swiftly followed by @UWS who tried to catch him. @tsr Mustafa and @andrewsco continued to chant until there was a loud ROAR coming from the vortex.

      Out sprung a familiar, horrifying, repelling figure.

      “I NEVER LEAVE TSR, AND YOU SHALL NEVER LEAVE THIS ROOM MWUAHAHAHA”

      It was Ttingtox, the ritual had failed – but it had turned into something much, much worse….

      Stay tuned for part 10 – tomorrow
      Spoiler:
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      With thanks to UWS bizzy_penguin and Plagioclase for this part's inspiration


      Wow, this is heavy. :eek:
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      ForestShadow , with Rhaenys10 in his arms, was the first to regain vision.
      yeaaahhh boiii,fast af recovery
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      Wow, this is heavy. :eek:
      :mmm: U might wanna prepare yourself with the next part, if u cry, it's ok, I am here :hugs:
      (Original post by ForestShadow)
      yeaaahhh boiii,fast af recovery
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      (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)

      :happy2:
      yknow in reddit when they sticky the best threads at the top so everyone seems them? they should sticky this thread in tsr chat for sure :yep:
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      :mmm: U might wanna prepare yourself with the next part, if u cry, it's ok, I am here :hugs:
      :hugs:
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      :toofunny: Are you sure? XD I actually can't stop laughing, someone send help XD
      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
      Thank you for your help btw! Helped me to come up with the 2nd half of this part :yep:
      Just you wait til the next part :mmm:
      Rhythmical may be on a winning streak.
      I'm nominating this thread for funniest thread of the year 2017 for next years awards.
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      (Original post by ForestShadow)
      yknow in reddit when they sticky the best threads at the top so everyone seems them? they should sticky this thread in tsr chat for sure :yep:
      It's not even my thread but hmmm :beard:, get Rhythmical onto this
      (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
      :hugs:
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      (Original post by bizzy_penguin)
      Rhythmical may be on a winning streak.
      I'm nominating this thread for funniest thread of the year 2017 for next years awards.
      Omg really? :hide:
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      (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
      It's not even my thread but hmmm :beard:, get Rhythmical onto this

      :penguinhug:

      Omg really? :hide:
      One will nominate it regardless
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      One will nominate it regardless
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