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    (Original post by retro_turtles)
    Cheese I'm a bit freaked out. You know me too well in regards to the clumsiness...
    :rofl: Retro is so naughty
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    I'll be the villain then, Rhythmical
    Do you want to be the villain? :mmm: There's a vacancy
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    :rofl: Retro is so naughty

    Do you want to be the villain? :mmm: There's a vacancy
    Yeah.
    I'll be a villian.
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    Yeah.
    I'll be a villian.
    Alrightey
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    I'll be eagerly awaiting part 8.
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    I'll be eagerly awaiting part 8.
    Tonight :mmm:
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    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    I haven't read the whole thing but you already have me at SassKing and converting to his "bunny people band thing" :rofl:
    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    read it :mmm:
    Truly the best religion/cult that people could be converted to.
    Funnily enough I'm actually listening to a band called The Church a lot at the moment (and no it's not gospel sort of stuff or whatever ), which is strangely appropriate considering this 'wedding' is in a church.
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Alrightey
    As long as my nunchucks get involved!
    Wouldn't be me otherwise.
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Tonight :mmm:
    Yay!
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    (Original post by SassKing13)
    Truly the best religion/cult that people could be converted to.
    Funnily enough I'm actually listening to a band called The Church a lot at the moment (and no it's not gospel sort of stuff or whatever ), which is strangely appropriate considering this 'wedding' is in a church.
    :rofl: it's in a church-hall thing :mmm:
    V appropriate tho, :hat2:
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    (Original post by Nunchuck-master-2334)
    As long as my nunchucks get involved!
    Wouldn't be me otherwise.
    ofc
    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Yay!
    :woo:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    ofc
    WOOPEE!
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    :rofl: it's in a church-hall thing :mmm:
    V appropriate tho, :hat2:
    Oh, okay :rofl:

    You never replied to my quote about what happened on Saturday, does that mean you'd rather not talk about it? That's fine if not
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      Part 7 - The wedding commences
      Matrix123 and Andy98 sat together whilst SassKing13 tried to convert CleverSquirrel to the Bunnymen people band thing. She was having none of it though and anticipated the start of the wedding as she sat down.

      CoolCavy was giving hugs to everyone whilst StrawbAri was taking a few pre-wedding group selfie thingies.

      hezzlington was not really listening to Paracosm and titfortat discussing their new playlist, he was checking out the well-dressed people as they poured through the door. :mmm:

      04MR17 was still persuading Snufkin and Edminzodo to join the counting society and Bluebutterfly310 was helping him. Eventually Edminzodo began lecturing them on why Ramesses the II was so great

      IKEAPanda37 had just made it in time to catch a seat who was swiftly followed by PrincessBO$$ who'd just got back from an Arsenal match and was buzzing. markovchain17 rushed in at the back, he was to be the DJ for later on :danceboy:

      XOR_ , still in a strop, was the first to sit down at the far side, joined by SeanFM who was trying to keep the peace. the bear swiftly followed, his paws sticky from eating M&S chocolates :teehee:ForestShadow joined them, talking to hezzlington about the finely dressed females.

      Hydeman and Plantagenet Crown had started to discuss the religious symbolism involved in a marriage and critiqued the makeshift altar that had been placed in the hall. “Someone couldn’t afford to be in a church” chuckled Zacken , hearing their argument. They sat down, further debating about religious symbolism and its importance.

      Captain Jack had found Fox Corner who had stopped off to buy some wedding gifts, Cpn Jack showed her the amazing goodies he’d bought at M&S and they sat together, planning awesome thread ideas :mmm:

      AndrewSCO , the priest saw off Plagioclase , the janitor, who went back to his little room next to the hall, with only the mice for company.

      AndrewSCO retrieved his Bible and went to the front of the altar. He was ready.
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      13 1 20 8 42 , the groom, waited with UWS for the bride.

      "I bet you she'll be absolutely beautiful", said UWS

      "Yeah", agreed 13 1 20 8 42 , "I hope she likes the ring I picked".

      Once the guests had all settled, someone put on some music

      and the bridesmaids started to walk in…

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      Rhythmical wore an elegant dress, she had her hair half up and half down and everyone stopped and stared, making her blush massively :mmm:

      SinsNotTragedies held her sparkly lace train, with BurstingBubbles and Nirvana1989-1994 holding the sides of it

      TheonlyMrsHolmes , serah.exe , Rhaenys10 and CheeseIsVeg closely followed, flowers in hand but retro_turtles had managed to trip up on the way there and was far behind

      "oh bugger" she muttered and tried to catch up as best she could.

      Eventually @Rhythmical was handed over to @Uws who then handed her over to @13 1 20 8 42

      The bridesmaids sat down, retro_turtles perched on the edge, @uws behind @xor_ :mmm:

      AndrewSCO started to read from his Bible...
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      “Friends, we have been invited here to share with @Rhythmical and @13 1 20 8 42 in a most important time in their lives. In the time they have been together, their love for and understanding of each other has grown and matured. Now they have decided to live their lives together as husband and wife.”

      “Turtles - stop texting”, whispered Cheese.
      Turtles ignored Cheese and continued to text.
      Cheese sighed.

      “Would you bow with me as we ask the Lord's blessing on our time together today?”

      @UWS thought he could hear something coming from the window…

      “Our Father in heaven, Creator, Savior, and Designer of marriage, we turn to you this afternoon, asking that you be glorified by what takes place. That this ceremony would honor you, and reflect the seriousness of the vows to be spoken. Might this service be a reminder to us who have spoken similar vows to our spouses in the past. Might it be instructive to those yet considering such a commitment in their future.”

      No there was definitely some tapping…

      “Might this ceremony be a fitting beginning for @Rhythmical and @13 1 20 8 42 as they commit themselves before this company to pursue a Christ-centered life together. We ask it in Jesus' name, Amen –“

      And there was an almighty crash…

      Stay tuned for part 8
      You're permanently on prsom :cry:
      And lmaooo how creative :rofl:
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      (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
      Part 7 - The wedding commences
      Matrix123 and Andy98 sat together whilst SassKing13 tried to convert CleverSquirrel to the Bunnymen people band thing. She was having none of it though and anticipated the start of the wedding as she sat down.

      CoolCavy was giving hugs to everyone whilst StrawbAri was taking a few pre-wedding group selfie thingies.

      hezzlington was not really listening to Paracosm and titfortat discussing their new playlist, he was checking out the well-dressed people as they poured through the door. :mmm:

      04MR17 was still persuading Snufkin and Edminzodo to join the counting society and Bluebutterfly310 was helping him. Eventually Edminzodo began lecturing them on why Ramesses the II was so great

      IKEAPanda37 had just made it in time to catch a seat who was swiftly followed by PrincessBO$$ who'd just got back from an Arsenal match and was buzzing. markovchain17 rushed in at the back, he was to be the DJ for later on :danceboy:

      XOR_ , still in a strop, was the first to sit down at the far side, joined by SeanFM who was trying to keep the peace. the bear swiftly followed, his paws sticky from eating M&S chocolates :teehee:ForestShadow joined them, talking to hezzlington about the finely dressed females.

      Hydeman and Plantagenet Crown had started to discuss the religious symbolism involved in a marriage and critiqued the makeshift altar that had been placed in the hall. “Someone couldn’t afford to be in a church” chuckled Zacken , hearing their argument. They sat down, further debating about religious symbolism and its importance.

      Captain Jack had found Fox Corner who had stopped off to buy some wedding gifts, Cpn Jack showed her the amazing goodies he’d bought at M&S and they sat together, planning awesome thread ideas :mmm:

      AndrewSCO , the priest saw off Plagioclase , the janitor, who went back to his little room next to the hall, with only the mice for company.

      AndrewSCO retrieved his Bible and went to the front of the altar. He was ready.
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      13 1 20 8 42 , the groom, waited with UWS for the bride.

      "I bet you she'll be absolutely beautiful", said UWS

      "Yeah", agreed 13 1 20 8 42 , "I hope she likes the ring I picked".

      Once the guests had all settled, someone put on some music

      and the bridesmaids started to walk in…

      ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

      Rhythmical wore an elegant dress, she had her hair half up and half down and everyone stopped and stared, making her blush massively :mmm:

      SinsNotTragedies held her sparkly lace train, with BurstingBubbles and Nirvana1989-1994 holding the sides of it

      TheonlyMrsHolmes , serah.exe , Rhaenys10 and CheeseIsVeg closely followed, flowers in hand but retro_turtles had managed to trip up on the way there and was far behind

      "oh bugger" she muttered and tried to catch up as best she could.

      Eventually @Rhythmical was handed over to @Uws who then handed her over to @13 1 20 8 42

      The bridesmaids sat down, retro_turtles perched on the edge, @uws behind @xor_ :mmm:

      AndrewSCO started to read from his Bible...
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      “Friends, we have been invited here to share with @Rhythmical and @13 1 20 8 42 in a most important time in their lives. In the time they have been together, their love for and understanding of each other has grown and matured. Now they have decided to live their lives together as husband and wife.”

      “Turtles - stop texting”, whispered Cheese.
      Turtles ignored Cheese and continued to text.
      Cheese sighed.

      “Would you bow with me as we ask the Lord's blessing on our time together today?”

      @UWS thought he could hear something coming from the window…

      “Our Father in heaven, Creator, Savior, and Designer of marriage, we turn to you this afternoon, asking that you be glorified by what takes place. That this ceremony would honor you, and reflect the seriousness of the vows to be spoken. Might this service be a reminder to us who have spoken similar vows to our spouses in the past. Might it be instructive to those yet considering such a commitment in their future.”

      No there was definitely some tapping…

      “Might this ceremony be a fitting beginning for @Rhythmical and @13 1 20 8 42 as they commit themselves before this company to pursue a Christ-centered life together. We ask it in Jesus' name, Amen –“

      And there was an almighty crash…

      Stay tuned for part 8
      SWEEEET
      Cheese darling, you've got to give me a sex scene, ya know? :rofl:
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      (Original post by StrawbAri)
      You're permanently on prsom :cry:
      And lmaooo how creative :rofl:
      :console: it's ok
      Tune in later to discover your fate
      I mean erm...no......
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      SWEEEET
      Cheese darling, you've got to give me a sex scene, ya know? :rofl:
      I'll see what I can do in part 8, eh?
      Tune in this evening y'alllllll
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        :console: it's ok
        Tune in later to discover your fate
        I mean erm...no......


        I'll see what I can do in part 8, eh?
        Tune in this evening y'alllllll
        I hope I haven't been killed off smh :lol:
        I love wedding receptions (well Nigerian ones anyway, I've never been to a non Nigerian one )
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        I hope I haven't been killed off smh :lol:
        I love wedding receptions (well Nigerian ones anyway, I've never been to a non Nigerian one )
        Not yet :mmm:
        awh :hugs: they are good fun!
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        The date was November the 16th, 2134, and Matthew Carlson awoke as he always did: with a gentle but punctual drift from oblivion into consciousness, marked by the confident realisation that life was, in fact, good. His flittering thoughts shuffling into alignment, Carlson next departed from his bed, solemnly resolving to face the day ahead in a manner which served his party, the NEF (National Enlightened Fascists), to the very best of his ability. With this devotion consolidated, he subsequently consumed the perfect breakfast: a single tablet containing painstakingly precise quantities of all the necessities.

        Due to his prominent position as Supreme President of Knowledge, Carlson's appearance was known throughout New Britain. A lazily balding scalp and a slightly oversized forehead sat above piercing blue eyes, which seemed simultaneously ignorant and perceptive as they gazed out from behind horn-rimmed glasses. Amongst his possessions, should you garner your impression from the NEF's files, were the "face of a leader" and "oratory excellence". These qualities were about to receive particular attention, as the 16th of November was home to Carlson's 57th Sermon of Truth. At a conspicuously exact 9:30 am, Carlson stepped out from his cold, sterile abode, into the glorious London Sun, greeted by the frenzied roar of four million unworthy onlookers.

        This was the Knowledge Auditorium, where the masses found their will to live revitalized with each visit. An amplificatory roof had long ago been installed above to transcend the meagre reality of British sunlight, in order that each individual who stood on the Auditorium's sacred grounds could not help but succumb to the beauty of the NEF's rule. The party's headquarters stood imposingly above, a gargantuan skyscraper which dominated the skyline, and protruding from their interior was a resplendent podium, upon which our hero was perceived by multiplicities of devotees. Carlson permitted his eyes a mechanical scan across the sea of characterless faces, allowing himself to savour a healthy quantity of adulation, before raising his right arm to the heavens. Within seconds one hand silenced millions of voices and the masterpiece commenced.

        "Humble citizens of New Britain," Carlson began, his voice brimming with quiet anticipation, "we are gathered here today in order that we may fill our minds with the creation most integral to our being - knowledge." A substantial number of the crowd's members had heard words to this effect dozens upon dozens of times already, but no mind dared question the ingenuity of any Supreme President. The speech continued in the usual manner, with the masses perpetually entranced, until Carlson desisted, seemingly inexplicably, after a routine monologue on Knowledge Abuse (the practice of denying party truths). He paused for an ephemeral yet seemingly eternal moment to linger inside the eye of his hurricane, allowing the scream of silence to find its home in eight million ears, before unleashing the greatest work of art in the history of New Britain.

        From the NEF's sanctuary of darkness emerged a dozen individuals marching in perfect unity, their shoulders slumped and all traces of life vacated from their eyes. They joined Carlson on the podium, the resolute thud of their footsteps serving as a solitary antidote to the silence that had seemed to permeate the Auditorium's fragile atmosphere. Once this cure faded into the air and the world was rendered motionless for a second time, Carlson began his penultimate address.

        "Standing above you are the perpetrators of the greatest crime of all - each criminal beside me has deliberately abused the knowledge that your compassionate leaders work day and night in order to preserve. I ask of you, my friends, what do we consider to be the proper punishment?" Despite this query the crowd's stupor remained intact; the possibility of disappointing their shepherd was too unbearable to even contemplate. Having fully expected this response, Carlson allowed a transitory smile to grace his continence, before signifying his intentions with a casual retreat of his hand.

        A sublime streak of crimson etched itself on the sky's canvas as the revolver's one hundred and forty decibels murdered any remaining notions of placidity. Its slumber having been torn away, the crowd erupted, with wild, uncontrollable cheers threatening to overwhelm Carlson's antiquated .44. These threats did not persist, however, as immediately another criminal was awarded redemption, and the battle between ovation and gunfire persisted until only a single enemy of the state remained. Preacher had become warrior, and his control over the flock was now rendered infallible. It was time to administer the finishing touches to his magnum opus.

        "You have witnessed the correct method of avenging our wounded ideals. Take it upon yourselves to do the same." The last surviving outcast was awarded the gift of companionship in death, delivered into the arms of a crowd who were ecstatically inclined towards breaking his fall. As the ignorant proletariats below tore their black sheep apart, Carlson could not help but display a second smile. He looked over all that he had made, and saw that it was good.

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        my AS 19/20 coursework
        Very good. Apparently we got married in Cheese's story pal
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        Very good. Apparently we got married in Cheese's story pal
        I'd marry u for the bants
       
       
       
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