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    By now most of you should know about my sporadic rapping on the side. This thread will focus on my lyricism and the lyrics I come up with. I may be partial to putting some recordings up. However, I tend to get a little emotional in my lyrics and tend to have a few swears in them; which (uncensored) I'm not sure are allowed on TSR even in a youtube video. If any of you have any challenges for me, post them on here and I'll give them a bash.

    For the time being, I'll leave you with the lyrics of my parody to Example's Kickstarts.

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    You want it to be over,
    I can’t refuse,
    I’m waiting for it to land,
    But it is just no use,
    One more push then it drops,
    It’s like the size of a moose,
    Avoid the obvious,
    We should be facing the truth,

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again
    Self again
    And I **** myself again
    Self again

    It’s the same old poo, the same old wee,
    Missed the toilet and pissed on my feet,
    “Get high”, I need it to rise,
    “Forget it I’m never going to excrete”,
    I release what I got when I’m out the room,
    Cause deep down my bowels won’t let it out,
    My bowels just don’t wanna let it out,
    No it don’t wanna let poo out, out, out, out,

    You want it to be over,
    I can’t refuse,
    I’m waiting for it to land,
    But it is just no use,
    One more push then it drops,
    It’s like the size of a moose,
    Avoid the obvious,
    We should be facing the truth,

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    **** myself again

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again
    Self again
    And I **** myself again
    Self again

    It’s the same old poo, the same old wee,
    Missed the toilet and pissed on my feet,
    "Get high”, I need it to rise,
    “Forget it I’m never going to excrete”,
    I release what I got when I’m out the room,
    Cause deep down my bowels won’t let it out,
    My bowels just don’t wanna let it out,
    No it don’t wanna let poo out, out, out, out,

    **** myself again

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again.


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    (Original post by Andy98)
    By now most of you should know about my sporadic rapping on the side. This thread will focus on my lyricism and the lyrics I come up with. I may be partial to putting some recordings up. However, I tend to get a little emotional in my lyrics and tend to have a few swears in them; which (uncensored) I'm not sure are allowed on TSR even in a youtube video. If any of you have any challenges for me, post them on here and I'll give them a bash.

    For the time being, I'll leave you with the lyrics of my parody to Example's Kickstarts.

    Spoiler:
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    You want it to be over,
    I can’t refuse,
    I’m waiting for it to land,
    But it is just no use,
    One more push then it drops,
    It’s like the size of a moose,
    Avoid the obvious,
    We should be facing the truth,

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again
    Self again
    And I **** myself again
    Self again

    It’s the same old poo, the same old wee,
    Missed the toilet and pissed on my feet,
    “Get high”, I need it to rise,
    “Forget it I’m never going to excrete”,
    I release what I got when I’m out the room,
    Cause deep down my bowels won’t let it out,
    My bowels just don’t wanna let it out,
    No it don’t wanna let poo out, out, out, out,

    You want it to be over,
    I can’t refuse,
    I’m waiting for it to land,
    But it is just no use,
    One more push then it drops,
    It’s like the size of a moose,
    Avoid the obvious,
    We should be facing the truth,

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    **** myself again

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again
    Self again
    And I **** myself again
    Self again

    It’s the same old poo, the same old wee,
    Missed the toilet and pissed on my feet,
    "Get high”, I need it to rise,
    “Forget it I’m never going to excrete”,
    I release what I got when I’m out the room,
    Cause deep down my bowels won’t let it out,
    My bowels just don’t wanna let it out,
    No it don’t wanna let poo out, out, out, out,

    **** myself again

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again.




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    sooooooooo excited for this!
    Sorry, I did not get a tag! BUT YAY :woo:
    :hugs::party: looking forward to this, lel at the parody XD
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    sooooooooo excited for this!
    Sorry, I did not get a tag! BUT YAY :woo:
    :hugs::party: looking forward to this, lel at the parody XD
    Thought you might like it

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Thought you might like it

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    I love it almost as much as McDonalds
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    I love it almost as much as McDonalds
    Soooooo.... Not much?

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Soooooo.... Not much?

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    That would be lying :hide:
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    OK, so, day 2:

    The lyrics to my parody of Plan B's She Said

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    Bed head I have you, I hate you though
    Bed head I have again, no no no no!
    Bed head I have you worse than words can say,
    Bed head I have you, on a bad day

    Not my head, you’re not staying, you can’t be, right?
    How can you be on the top of me?
    I hardly slept last night,
    So bed head, please just let my day start,
    When I first heard hair goes down,
    Something started burning in my ha-a-at,
    I said lop this crazy hair,
    That will mean I don’t have bed head no more.

    Bed head I had you, I hate you though
    Bed head I had again, no no no no!
    Bed head I had you worse than words can say,
    Bed head I had you, on a bad day (yes I did).

    I'm late sprinting to school,
    With my uniform all over the shops,
    Was gonna sort it but the bell goes and I'm not gonna stop!
    Bust though the door breathless,
    Get eviled by the teacher, who's looking restless,
    Come on, to get here on time missed breakfast,
    The last thing on my mind was my dress sense,
    I explain it’s because I woke with a bed head,
    I battle with it but I gave up and instead,
    Went to the barber's and said,
    Get rid off my hair so I never get a bed head again,
    She says I should understand,
    Why I've got a detention,
    Cause my actions are out of hand,
    And my uniforms beyond comprehension,
    So it doesn’t look like I’m avoiding it,
    And it’s made me furious,
    And I’m focused on getting out of it,
    But I just can't stop arguing,
    I don't care what they say,
    This keeps escalating,
    It really has been a bad day.

    Even though I told Miss the…

    Bed head I had it, I hate it though
    Bed head I had again, no no no no! (yes I did)
    Bed head I had it worse than words can say,
    Bed head I had it, on a bad day.

    So I said why the hell you gotta do this today,
    You don’t know how bad it is,
    You wouldn’t punish me if you did,
    Oh no no no no
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    OK, so, day 2:

    The lyrics to my parody of Plan B's She Said

    Spoiler:
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    Bed head I have you, I hate you though
    Bed head I have again, no no no no!
    Bed head I have you worse than words can say,
    Bed head I have you, on a bad day

    Not my head, you’re not staying, you can’t be, right?
    How can you be on the top of me?
    I hardly slept last night,
    So bed head, please just let my day start,
    When I first heard hair goes down,
    Something started burning in my ha-a-at,
    I said lop this crazy hair,
    That will mean I don’t have bed head no more.

    Bed head I had you, I hate you though
    Bed head I had again, no no no no!
    Bed head I had you worse than words can say,
    Bed head I had you, on a bad day (yes I did).

    I'm late sprinting to school,
    With my uniform all over the shops,
    Was gonna sort it but the bell goes and I'm not gonna stop!
    Bust though the door breathless,
    Get eviled by the teacher, who's looking restless,
    Come on, to get here on time missed breakfast,
    The last thing on my mind was my dress sense,
    I explain it’s because I woke with a bed head,
    I battle with it but I gave up and instead,
    Went to the barber's and said,
    Get rid off my hair so I never get a bed head again,
    She says I should understand,
    Why I've got a detention,
    Cause my actions are out of hand,
    And my uniforms beyond comprehension,
    So it doesn’t look like I’m avoiding it,
    And it’s made me furious,
    And I’m focused on getting out of it,
    But I just can't stop arguing,
    I don't care what they say,
    This keeps escalating,
    It really has been a bad day.

    Even though I told Miss the…

    Bed head I had it, I hate it though
    Bed head I had again, no no no no! (yes I did)
    Bed head I had it worse than words can say,
    Bed head I had it, on a bad day.

    So I said why the hell you gotta do this today,
    You don’t know how bad it is,
    You wouldn’t punish me if you did,
    Oh no no no no

    PRSOM :rofl:
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    OK, so, day 2:

    The lyrics to my parody of Plan B's She Said

    Spoiler:
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    Bed head I have you, I hate you though
    Bed head I have again, no no no no!
    Bed head I have you worse than words can say,
    Bed head I have you, on a bad day

    Not my head, you’re not staying, you can’t be, right?
    How can you be on the top of me?
    I hardly slept last night,
    So bed head, please just let my day start,
    When I first heard hair goes down,
    Something started burning in my ha-a-at,
    I said lop this crazy hair,
    That will mean I don’t have bed head no more.

    Bed head I had you, I hate you though
    Bed head I had again, no no no no!
    Bed head I had you worse than words can say,
    Bed head I had you, on a bad day (yes I did).

    I'm late sprinting to school,
    With my uniform all over the shops,
    Was gonna sort it but the bell goes and I'm not gonna stop!
    Bust though the door breathless,
    Get eviled by the teacher, who's looking restless,
    Come on, to get here on time missed breakfast,
    The last thing on my mind was my dress sense,
    I explain it’s because I woke with a bed head,
    I battle with it but I gave up and instead,
    Went to the barber's and said,
    Get rid off my hair so I never get a bed head again,
    She says I should understand,
    Why I've got a detention,
    Cause my actions are out of hand,
    And my uniforms beyond comprehension,
    So it doesn’t look like I’m avoiding it,
    And it’s made me furious,
    And I’m focused on getting out of it,
    But I just can't stop arguing,
    I don't care what they say,
    This keeps escalating,
    It really has been a bad day.

    Even though I told Miss the…

    Bed head I had it, I hate it though
    Bed head I had again, no no no no! (yes I did)
    Bed head I had it worse than words can say,
    Bed head I had it, on a bad day.

    So I said why the hell you gotta do this today,
    You don’t know how bad it is,
    You wouldn’t punish me if you did,
    Oh no no no no

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    y can I no rep :emo:
    :ahee: so funny XD
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    (Original post by AngryJellyfish)
    PRSOM :rofl:
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    :rofl:
    y can I no rep :emo:
    :ahee: so funny XD
    Thanks guys
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    I'm back from skiing, tonight I will just post a sample of lyrics to show the recent complexity I have been developing. It is short though.


    We'll leave you confessing to the best in this game,
    There ain't no question who is ahead in this lane,
    I'm the one testing the skills of the rest in the fame,
    Just give it a rest and learn your lesson, go away!
    I'm igniting this fire in this goddamn booth,
    And rewriting the wire with the ****ing truth!

    As you can see there is a monosyllabic rhyme ending each line, with at least a polysyllabic internal rhyme. Furthermore, it ends on a punchline, as the wire is a common term for the media, but also a way of saying that we'll be changing people's opinions on us.

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    Today, I don't have anything pre-written so I'll just take a line from another song and write my own bit to go around it. It'll only be 8 or 16 bars. That will come around 10pm
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    Apologies for the delay, stuff happened. I have decided to scrap that idea as I've dug up some other stuff that can be posted; it's just a sample from a bunch of lyrics I write in boredom.

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    **** this ****, I try to unwind,
    But every freaking night,
    I lose the fight with the guy inside
    That I've put up a façade to hide,
    But the mask is removed once I start to write,
    And even I don't recognise
    the monster trapped in my mind!
    That's why I unleash the rhymes....
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    That first one is hilarious! :toofunny: Have you written anything recently?
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    That first one is hilarious! :toofunny: Have you written anything recently?
    Thanks, and to be honest I haven't really written much recently. I've mostly been working on freestyle stuff lately, because I find that as your freestyling improves your songwriting will improve naturally; but that isn't always the case the other way around.
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    Thanks, and to be honest I haven't really written much recently. I've mostly been working on freestyle stuff lately, because I find that as your freestyling improves your songwriting will improve naturally; but that isn't always the case the other way around.
    Cool :yy:

    I know nothing about rap ( ) but is freestyling like they have in 8 mile where they try to one up each other to a beat? I have the track "despicable" by Eminem and it's pretty awesome.
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    Cool :yy:

    I know nothing about rap ( ) but is freestyling like they have in 8 mile where they try to one up each other to a beat? I have the track "despicable" by Eminem and it's pretty awesome.
    Yeah, freestyling is just where you just start spitting whatevers in your head. It isn't necessarily like 8 mile because those are rap battles.

    If you want to look at some good freestyles go to YouTube and listen to some Shady Cyphers or Crooked I freestyles.
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    By now most of you should know about my sporadic rapping on the side. This thread will focus on my lyricism and the lyrics I come up with. I may be partial to putting some recordings up. However, I tend to get a little emotional in my lyrics and tend to have a few swears in them; which (uncensored) I'm not sure are allowed on TSR even in a youtube video. If any of you have any challenges for me, post them on here and I'll give them a bash.

    For the time being, I'll leave you with the lyrics of my parody to Example's Kickstarts.

    Spoiler:
    Show


    You want it to be over,
    I can’t refuse,
    I’m waiting for it to land,
    But it is just no use,
    One more push then it drops,
    It’s like the size of a moose,
    Avoid the obvious,
    We should be facing the truth,

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again
    Self again
    And I **** myself again
    Self again

    It’s the same old poo, the same old wee,
    Missed the toilet and pissed on my feet,
    “Get high”, I need it to rise,
    “Forget it I’m never going to excrete”,
    I release what I got when I’m out the room,
    Cause deep down my bowels won’t let it out,
    My bowels just don’t wanna let it out,
    No it don’t wanna let poo out, out, out, out,

    You want it to be over,
    I can’t refuse,
    I’m waiting for it to land,
    But it is just no use,
    One more push then it drops,
    It’s like the size of a moose,
    Avoid the obvious,
    We should be facing the truth,

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    **** myself again

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again
    Self again
    And I **** myself again
    Self again

    It’s the same old poo, the same old wee,
    Missed the toilet and pissed on my feet,
    "Get high”, I need it to rise,
    “Forget it I’m never going to excrete”,
    I release what I got when I’m out the room,
    Cause deep down my bowels won’t let it out,
    My bowels just don’t wanna let it out,
    No it don’t wanna let poo out, out, out, out,

    **** myself again

    Start to think it could be running out,
    Kinda shocked because I never thought it’d come out,
    Look into my pants, imagine them not brown,

    And I **** myself again.




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    I remember you PMing me this one
    watch cattle auctioneer videos on youtube!
    how they speak is mad!
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    watch cattle auctioneer videos on youtube!
    how they speak is mad!
    OK
 
 
 
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