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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    :hand: Oh behave.:rolleyes:
    No, you and your psychopathic jokes! :rant:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    #3
    …and the other 50
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    are dead!:eek:

    :shock:
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    #4

    With their throats: cut.

    And from a distance, someone sees a Samurai; wiping blood off his sword.
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    If, by now, you have recognised this joke: please, do not spoil it for the others.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    #4

    With their throats: cut.

    And from a distance, someone sees a Samurai; wiping blood off his sword.
    Oh gosh :hide:
    Why blood
    Why can't it be rainbows or something non-gory :cry:
    (Original post by 04MR17)
    If, by now, you have recognised this joke: please, do not spoil it for the others.
    My dad has not told me this one
    I wonder if you will make me laugh hmmm :beard:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Oh gosh :hide:
    Why blood
    Why can't it be rainbows or something non-gory :cry:


    My dad has not told me this one
    I wonder if you will make me laugh hmmm :beard:
    Calm down. This is fiction.:yes:
    You might find out... You might not...
    Because I'm colourblind and Samurai's are gory people (generally)

    Good.
    I wonder too.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Calm down. This is fiction.:yes:
    You might find out... You might not...
    Because I'm colourblind and Samurai's are gory people (generally)

    Good.
    I wonder too.
    Too much gore
    Omg are you going to get the samurai to kill me? :hide:
    :hugs:

    It shall be interesting :holmes:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Too much gore
    Omg are you going to get the samurai to kill me? :hide:
    :hugs:

    It shall be interesting :holmes:
    No breaches of the realms of fiction will occur in this joke. The fourth wall will not be broken.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    No breaches of the realms of fiction will occur in this joke. The fourth wall will not be broken.
    Tant pis :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Tant pis :rolleyes:
    Eh. Don't be like that. Tomorrow wll be more positive.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Eh. Don't be like that. Tomorrow wll be more positive.
    Hope so :moon:
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    Haven't figured it out yet...
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    #5

    Unable to help, due to a lack of mobile communication (they’re in Wales) and moral conscience (and for the purpose of this tale) the 50 left alive continue on their journey.
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    Sorry to not post yesterday.
    Will post twice a day now.
    Only because I don't want to be on TSR in March and then see my notifications and get addicting (my current affliction).
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    Re-cap so far:

    #1
    So, there’s a hundred people on a camping trip…
    …and they go off walking, through fields and such, with all their camping gear etc.

    #2
    Then, night falls. The campers bed down for the night, and drift slowly off to sleep.

    #3
    The next morning: 50 of them wake up…
    …and the other 50
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    are dead!:eek:

    #4
    With their throats: cut.
    And from a distance, someone sees a Samurai; wiping blood off his sword.

    #5
    Unable to help, due to a lack of mobile communication (they’re in Wales) and moral conscience (and for the purpose of this tale) the 50 left alive continue on their journey.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    due to a lack of mobile communication (they’re in Wales)
    +1 rep for realism.
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    #5

    Unable to help, due to a lack of mobile communication (they’re in Wales) and moral conscience (and for the purpose of this tale) the 50 left alive continue on their journey.
    :hmmm:
    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Sorry to not post yesterday.
    Will post twice a day now.
    Only because I don't want to be on TSR in March and then see my notifications and get addicting (my current affliction).
    :hugs: It's okay Not at all ? :hide:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    :hmmm:

    :hugs: It's okay Not at all ? :hide:
    :mmm:

    I'm spending too much time here Cheese.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    :mmm:

    I'm spending too much time here Cheese.
    :beard: This joke is going to fly over my head isn't it? :lol:

    Then Lord almighty what am I doing? Living on it? :sigh:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    :beard: This joke is going to fly over my head isn't it? :lol:

    Then Lord almighty what am I doing? Living on it? :sigh:
    No.:nah:
    :sadnod:

    Thanks for the rep M0nkey Thunder Shall I add you to the tag list?
 
 
 
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