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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Hmm you seem so sure that this joke will be epic...
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    ...coincidence? :holmes:
    Epic in the theatrical sense of the word.
    And leave my room alone:gah:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Epic in the theatrical sense of the word.
    And leave my room alone:gah:
    I see. :beard: Fine you can have that one :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    :hi: :dance:
    :laugh: have you heard this one before? :giggle:
    Nope. I'm still in suspense...
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    I see. :beard: Fine you can have that one :rolleyes:
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    Nope. I'm still in suspense...
    Good good.
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    #17

    So the 8 people left used the hammocks to try and see if they could survive high-up in the trees.

    Night fell, and so did the campers (asleep, not from the hammocks).
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    #17

    So the 8 people left used the hammocks to try and see if they could survive high-up in the trees.

    Night fell, and so did the campers (asleep, not from the hammocks).
    *bad idea detector activated*
    *scanning for bad ideas*
    *--hammock---surviving---trees*
    *ERROR-IDEA SO BAD THE MACHINE WISHES TO IMPLODE ON ITSELF*
    *--------------*
    :zomg:
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    #18
    In the morning, 4 of them woke up.
    To find the other 4:
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    Surprise surprise!

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    dead.:eek: :yep:

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    with their throats:

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    cut:eek:

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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    #18
    In the morning, 4 of them woke up.
    To find the other 4:
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    The poor spoiler :cry:
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    The poor spoiler :cry:
    what?:erm:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    what?:erm:
    I saw that cheeky edit
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    also I am 4% surprised
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    I saw that cheeky edit
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    also I am 4% surprised
    I did about 4 million edits because of that spoiler, and then someone kept getting un-tagged.

    How are you today?
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    I did about 4 million edits because of that spoiler, and then someone kept getting un-tagged.

    How are you today?
    I hate the fact TSR does that

    So tired
    How are you, after yesterday? :hugs: Hope you got it all done and your friend is more stable? :o: :penguinhug:
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    #19
    And the 4 surviving looked down, to see on the forest floor: a samurai.
    Wiping the blood off his sword.
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    #20

    In a blink he was gone, through the bleary eyes of the 4 remaining campers, they could see neither him nor the direction in which he went. They climbed down slowly and continued on their journey. Leaving the forest and four dead bodies behind them.
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    Re-cap so far:

    #1

    So, there’s a hundred people on a camping trip…

    …and they go off walking, through fields and such, with all their camping gear etc.

    #2

    Then, night falls. The campers bed down for the night, and drift slowly off to sleep.

    #3

    The next morning: 50 of them wake up…

    …and the other 50

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    are dead!:eek:


    #4

    With their throats: cut.

    And from a distance, someone sees a Samurai; wiping blood off his sword.

    #5

    Unable to help, due to a lack of mobile communication (they’re in Wales) and moral conscience (and for the purpose of this tale) the 50 left alive continue on their journey.

    #6

    Once again, the party camped down for the night, as darkness falls…

    …25 wake up the next morning.

    #7

    The other 25, were found dead in their sleeping bags.:eek:

    With their throats: cut.

    #8

    And from a distance, a Samurai is seen, wiping blood off his sword.

    #9

    It turns out, that one of these 25, have a campervan parked nearby (quite by chance) and all 25 of the remaining group squashed in and rode along for the day.

    #10

    When night fell once again, it was time to go to bed. The campervan could only squeeze 10 in sleeping. So the other 15 slept outside.

    The next morning;

    #11

    The 15 awoke, to find the 10 inside the campervan:

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    dead.:eek:

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    with their throats:

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    cut:eek:


    #12

    And one of the 15 remaining campers sees a Samurai, on the horizon,…

    …wiping the blood off his sword.

    #13

    With the driver of the Campervan now dead (:rip:) the surviving campers trudged on, with seemingly no empathy (due to the purpose of the joke). Now entering a forest.

    #14

    The party then settled down for the night, thinking they were safe in the shelter of the trees…

    …when morning arrived, 8 of them woke up.

    #15

    And the other 7 were:

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    Yep, you guessed it:

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    dead.:eek: :yep:

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    with their throats:

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    cut:eek:


    #16

    And one camper sees, through the trees, the figure of a samurai: wiping the blood off his sword.

    It was then realised, that one of the surviving members had 8 hammocks in their bag (what a coincidence:mmm:).

    #17

    So the 8 people left used the hammocks to try and see if they could survive high-up in the trees.

    Night fell, and so did the campers (asleep, not from the hammocks).

    #18

    In the morning, 4 of them woke up.

    To find the other 4:

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    Surprise surprise!

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    dead.:eek: :yep:

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    with their throats:

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    cut:eek:


    #19

    And the 4 surviving looked down, to see on the forest floor: a samurai.

    Wiping the blood off his sword.

    #20

    In a blink he was gone, through the bleary eyes of the 4 remaining campers, they could see neither him nor the direction in which he went. They climbed down slowly and continued on their journey. Leaving the forest and four dead bodies behind them.
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    Wicklow Green, I don't know why it won't let me tag you.
    Must be a bug in the system. :cry2:
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    Oh no, it's because you're banned.
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    THIS JOKE FINISHES TOMORROW!
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    #20

    In a blink he was gone, through the bleary eyes of the 4 remaining campers, they could see neither him nor the direction in which he went. They climbed down slowly and continued on their journey. Leaving the forest and four dead bodies behind them.
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    THIS JOKE FINISHES TOMORROW!
    Omg :excited:
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    THIS JOKE FINISHES TOMORROW!
    :excited: can't wait

    You know when it said surprise, I thought they hadn't been killed :facepalm: shoulda known better
 
 
 
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