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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If i had rhodopsin
    Then i could see you
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    (Original post by the bear)


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    If i had rhodopsin
    Then i could see you

    Poor the bear! I feel so sorry for you.

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    what if it is vice versa?
    would it change the poem?
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    Roses are plastic
    Violets are too
    I love harambe
    Killed at the zoo


    :emo:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
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    The Roses are dead
    The violets feel blue
    I'm shouldn't be on tsr
    Too much work to do
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Variety is the spice of life~
    #ImpeachThePeach
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    Roses are meshugene
    Violets are dreck
    Zol vaksen tzibbelis
    Fun deyn pipek!

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    It is time for another self-made poem:

    The roses are plants,
    the violets are too,
    so the difference is the colour
    between red and blue.
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    Roses are red;
    Violets are blue;
    I saw you poo;
    In my downstairs loo.

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    (Original post by the bear)


    Roses are meshugene
    Violets are dreck
    Zol vaksen tzibbelis
    Fun deyn pipek!


    A poem just for you, the bear:

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    I am missing the haikus
    what about you?
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    strawberries are red,
    mouldy bread is blue,
    Gordon Ramsey's been fed,
    and hes coming for you
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    Imperials are red,
    Stormcloaks are blue.
    I have an amulet of Mara,
    Interested are you?

    for all those confused, play Skyrim
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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    Are their no varietiies?
    What about other colors with another flowers?

    Today, I am in a good mood for writing poems.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Pornhub is down
    Your facebook will do
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are ****.
    Sit on my face,
    And wiggle a bit.

    NB: this isn't one of my creations, but it tickled me.

    Alternatively:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are red,
    Daffodils are red,
    I'm colourblind.
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    (Original post by Drunk Punx)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are ****.
    Sit on my face,
    And wiggle a bit.

    NB: this isn't one of my creations, but it tickled me.
    (...)
    It is alright? I personally like it.

    It is my turn, third poem this day!

    Roses are red,
    but not completely true.
    Violets are blue,
    Does that not make you sad?

    Nah, too much of liquorice!
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    I find this satisfiying to say:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I like to play
    The didderidoo
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    Roses are Jimmy
    Violets are Rolf
    She likes her Barbie
    He prefers golf
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    How is it going
    Have you ever traveled on a Boeing?
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    To some Tinder f***boy:

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    There's no way in Hell
    I'd go down on you.
 
 
 
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