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    Roses are nasty
    Violets are dumb
    Here are some nettles
    To stick up your bum
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    Roses are thorny
    Violets are crude
    Write me a poem
    And make sure it's rude
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    If you really love me,
    Bring me some Irn Bru
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm Ronald Coyne
    Will twenty quid do?
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    Roses can be white
    Violets not quite
    I'd like a bite
    To eat pls :rofl:
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    Roses are boring
    Violets are sad
    Where is my sandwich ?
    I'm calling your Dad


    I love this one :toofunny:
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    (Original post by cambio wechsel)


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm Ronald Coyne
    Will twenty quid do?


    Roses are cheesy
    Violets are fey
    Pose for the camera
    And now scots wahey !!
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    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    EVERYTHING IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    ^ The colourblind version by 04MR17
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    Snowberries are red,
    Frost salts are blue
    The only thing tastier than a sweet roll,
    Is you

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    Roses are dreamy
    Violets are bae
    I'm wearing lipstick
    What a gay day !!
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
    Roses can be white
    Violets not quite
    I'd like a bite
    To eat pls :rofl:
    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)

    Roses are perky
    Violets are hot
    This poem rhymes
    Your poem does not

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    Roses are pretty
    Violets are nice
    Burning a twenty
    I should have thought twice
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Oi my size!!!
    I wanna bang you
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    just wanted you to know
    that you stink like poo!
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    (Original post by 04MR17)
    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    EVERYTHING IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    ^ The colourblind version by 04MR17

    Aww
    Roses should be red
    Violets should be blue
    I wish I could have a head
    As wise as you :yep:
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    (Original post by the bear)
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    Roses are perky
    Violets are hot
    This poem rhymes
    Your poem does not

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    Roses are pink
    Violets are not
    My poem, I think
    Has lost the plot
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    the bear is in bed
    Thinking of Saba XD's shoe :mmm:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are violet
    You be my Boeing
    And I'll be your pilot
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    Giggidy.
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I've got a JustEat voucher
    How about a munchy box for two?

    That's the way to my heart for sure :laugh:
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    Thank you for your VM CheeseIsVeg :hugs: for that, I shall dedicate a poem just for you

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    The only thing cheesier than cheese,
    Is my fondness for you :hugs:
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    Roses are Red,
    Violets are sure as **** not blue,
    TSR is full of weirdos,
    That's so true
 
 
 
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