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    Roses are red. This site is poo.
    Why am I still here?
    I have nothing to do.
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    Thank you for your VM CheeseIsVeg :hugs: for that, I shall dedicate a poem just for you

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    The only thing cheesier than cheese,
    Is my fondness for you :hugs:
    Awh :puppyeyes: Ilysm :jumphug:
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I should be working
    But I love to talk to you
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    Roses are red
    Violets are sure as **** NOT blue
    I'm only writing this *poem*
    Because I ain't got nothing else to do

    ;D
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    Roses are stupid
    Violets are thick
    Here is a painting
    I did with my ****

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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    If you hate Star Trek,
    I ain't dating you

    :teehee:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Star Wars is better,
    Futarama is too

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    Roses are Blairites
    Violets love Trump
    Go and kiss Pepe
    While i take a dump

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    ROSES ARE RED
    VlOLETS ARE CRYPTIC
    BEND OVER BACKWARDS
    YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE...
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    Vodka costs less
    Than a dinner for two
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    Roses are dead
    Violets are too
    The flower apocalypse is upon us!
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    ...I've just had a poo:ashamed:
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    (Original post by the bear)


    Roses are stupid
    Violets are thick
    Here is a painting
    I did with my ****

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Bears are overrated
    Get back in the zoo!
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    Roses are nothing special,
    Violets aren't even cool,
    I'm just a rebel
    Who'd rather be on the moon.
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    (Original post by EC)
    Roses are nothing special,
    Violets aren't even cool,
    I'm just a rebel
    Who'd rather be on the moon.
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You clearly can't rhyme,
    Are you still in year two?
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    (Original post by Cherub012)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You clearly can't rhyme,
    Are you still in year two?
    I tried ok :rofl:
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Why I love you?
    I don't have a ******* clue
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    Roses are red,
    Violetes are blue,
    Columbine high school shooting, part 2.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Single to Manchester
    Changing at Crewe

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Dinner for one
    But settings for two

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Yesterday Channel
    Give us A Clue

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Library loans
    A month overdue

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Found by a neighbour
    Just 62




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    (Original post by Cherub012)
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Bears are overrated
    Get back in the zoo!

    Roses are feeble
    Violets are boring
    Cherubs are wastemen
    Whose Mums smell of chlorine

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    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    these poems are dead
    and harambe is too
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    I want to ***
    all over youu!!!!!
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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    you deserve flowers and stars
    named after you
 
 
 
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