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    Roses are fading
    Violets are over
    I've put down some towels
    In the back of my Rover
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    (Original post by the bear)



    Welsh shirts are Red
    England's are White
    The sheep in the valleys
    Sleep easy tonight



    good one bear (tm)


    England vs Wales
    Our second of late glories
    But most of us don't care
    Handegg is for Tories
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    Roses are scarlet
    Violets are black
    Come here my darling
    Get into the sack

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    please help me finish this one


    Roses are childish
    Violets are silly
    ?
    ?

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    (Original post by the bear)
    please help me finish this one


    Roses are childish
    Violets are silly
    ?
    ?

    :perv:
    I like anything colourful,
    And that includes pond lilies

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    Roses are okay
    Violets are fine
    You be the 6
    And I'll be the 9
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Porn hub is down
    Your mum's facebook will do

    sorry
    jk
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    Roses are red
    Harambe was black
    Cash me outside
    How bow dat
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    (Original post by the bear)
    please help me finish this one



    Roses are childish
    Violets are silly
    ?
    ?

    :perv:

    Roses are childish
    Violets are silly
    Forget all these flowers
    Look at my willy
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You're only 13?
    Well I guess I am too. :perv:
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm locked up in Broadmoor,
    And thinking of you.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You're uglier than
    Nosferatu

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I just got fed
    And I don't know what to do
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    (Original post by Cherub012)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You're only 13?
    Well I guess I am too. :perv:
    LOOOL my friend says the same thing :rofl:
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    (Original post by titfortat)
    LOOOL my friend says the same thing :rofl:
    Erm... maybe reconsider who you consider as friends...

    *slowly backs away*
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    But flowers are really expensive and tbh, I really CBA to go down to the shop, Iv been working all day, I would of called in on the way home but I didnt want to miss match of the day
    Will these old chocolates do? I was gonna give you them at christmas but i forgot
    Ill make a bigger effort next year
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    Achoo, Achoo, Achoo
    Ffs, I must have caught this cold from you

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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    So since Valentine's Day is coming up, lets make our own wee roses are red poems :teehee: they can be as romantic or as unromantic as you please

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    Meh, you're kinda cute
    But my cats are still better than you
    I LOVE Valentine's Day!
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    This thread is like flipping channels on the telly and coming across scenes we'd like to see on mock the week.
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    Roses are red
    Harambe' in heaven
    George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11

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